Paddles Ardern-Gayford. She/her. First Cat of New Zealand. Have thumbs, will tweet. Not affurliated with Labour Pawty. Bullies will be SCRATSCHED /blocked. 😽
Auckland, New Zealand
Joined October 2017
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Remember to be kind. teapaw.org/catladyfurever/status/…
It's amazing how a cat brought all of us together in a time that's so divisive. Thanks for that, Paddles. May we remember that lesson. @FirstCatofNZ #Prrpforever
I will always believe in you teapaw.org/dominawillow/status/92…
@FirstCatofNZ Paddles, sad to hear of her passing, in a weird way, she made you feel good, she said "I believe in you" to me once, and I actually felt better, Thanks Paddles you made your mark alright, Thank you @jacindaardern for sharing her with us.
Just spoke w Paddles’ Dad, @NZClarke. If you would like to remember Paddles you are most welcome and encouraged to donate to the NZ SPCA. 😽
V sad PR Guy here.Tysm for loving Paddles, the whole world will mourn her.Not bad for a lil SPCA puss. #PrrpForever newshub.co.nz/home/new-zeala…
You know it! Though the cat door probably swings both ways tbh. 😽 teapaw.org/3L_lama/status/9251502…
Nude pic of me in the bath... well, sink, really.
Photo: @jacindaardern #firstcatofnz #paddlesgram instagram.com/p/BbBD3G1l8cn/
Must we always subscribe to as tired and human a concept as the gender binary, Merlin? 🙄💅🏻 My pronouns are she/her😹😽 teapaw.org/I_am_Merlin_Cat/status…
Who the hell is Simba? I’m Paddles, #FirstCatofNZ. Simba wishes he was me. 💅🏻 teapaw.org/nzclarke/status/925802…
You think I'm proud? The bloody cats now strutting around the house like she's Simba.
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I have no excuses in that department, I have thumbs! #polydactyl #firstcatofnz #askpaddles teapaw.org/WuLinSilverback/status…
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So was that my first pun in Danish?! Exciting. Is my prize a Danish? Are there fish danishes? teapaw.org/NiklasVintherJ/status/…
Hi Paddles. Yes that did work! And no hard feelings about using #MX in your tray, it's not a good newspaper anyway. Sincerely, a Danish fan
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Yeah it’s a heavy workload so I outsource some of it. He really gets me though, ya know? teapaw.org/WellsiteGeo/status/924…
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That’s about the only thing anyone knows about him! 😉😺
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YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED IN RETURN BY HER MOST HIGH (blazeit) FIRST CAT OF NEW ZEALAND teapaw.org/JonMinhinnick/status/9…
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Is she annoyed, outraged or just vacant it’s hard to tell 🤷♀️ teapaw.org/GeoffKeey/status/92450…
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Hi Rocket! I can’t be too sure but I think it has something to do with my big beautiful paddle hands! You’ll have to ask Dad @NZClarke teapaw.org/gate0r/status/92522345…
13% of people gon get a SCRATSCH 😹 teapaw.org/hilary_barry/status/92…
Sure thing. #FindSnickersCat. Please retweet, furlowers. teapaw.org/ruthiepooth/status/925…