(RP account. Not Thekla)

Joined June 2026
I'll just let you mother fuckers process this for a little while.
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Like it or love it, get used to it now. At R27, I will become the GREATEST @EliteWrestOrg Legacy Champion of ALL TIME because if you can't be the first, kill 'em all and be the last. The Kaine takeover starts in Italy. Watch me as I burn it down.
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HALF Japanese My middle name, well one of them, is Roxette so yeah, pretty British of me.
That's oddly Irish to wear that word with pride. You're Japanese.
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No @EliteWrestOrg Rayne was right once upon a time. It's usually "cunt"
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
That's not the first word, or even the first thought, that comes to mind when people think of you. I'm sure it has to do with you under Bob's ass.
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Wow. Just wow. I am devastated.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
I have an even bigger one for you. Roxxanne.
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Careful Simon, that was almost a joke. Don't want to crack that brooding veneer.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
You expect me to expect someone with two legs coming up to their back and unable to engage properly with anything intellectual to be a smartass?
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So what're we calling this budding little friendship, @MRavenK1? KnoxxAnne? Gotta get a name before the weirdos jump in.
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Of course that's a thing you do.
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This match is absolutely NOT going to be a wrestling match. It's going to be a FIGHT where I hit you with everything plus the kitchen sink.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
Of course you are, Roxxanne. But I didn't ask who you're wrestling. I asked who you're fighting. There's a difference. And I think you know that.
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Do you prefer standard paper or card stock? You knoe what? I'll surprise you.
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It's called being a smartass, Simon. Sometimes a duck is a duck is a fucking duck. Not everything has a double meaning. Like when I say I'm going to kick you in the fucking head. It isn't a meatphor. It's a direct threat.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
Caffeine withdrawal can certainly cause irritability, Roxxanne. Although I'm curious why you felt the need to explain your emotional state to me. I thought you weren't looking for another therapist.
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The truth is I already have a therapist on retainer and am not seeking another. Please leave your information with the receptionist and we'll make sure to keep you in mind for future opportunities.
Is it going to be another deflection? An attack on me? Misdirection? You've already done these things. Tell them the truth. Tell everyone the truth. It will set you free.
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That's probably the monster I had instead of the aforementioned coffee.
Your heartbeat racing. The goosebumps forming on your arms. And yet you try to direct your anger, fruitlessly. In confusion? In denial? You know the answer.
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Its less anger and more mild aggitation that I'm having a hard time finding a decent cup of coffee today.
Why are you angry, Roxxanne? Your eyes tell the world a different story. Those dilated pupils. That sharp intake of breath. The restless, directionless anger...
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You, moron.
Who are you fighting, Roxxanne?
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That you've been floundering since you saw my name across from yours on the booking sheet and realized that despite all you know and all the bullshit you spew, you couldn't get a read on me if I was in bold print, mother fucker, while I can read you like the Wonky Donkey
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
And what, precisely, am I projecting onto you, Roxxanne?
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Korosu ka, korosareru ka Right, Simon? Gird your loins, @EliteWrestOrg, new Legacy Champion in Italy.
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I beleive you psych dorks refer to this as projection.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
And yet, here we are with you flailing as if you're drowning.
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No. I'm telling you that while you appear deep, you're barely a puddle pretending to be an ocean.
Replying to @FirstLadyRoxx
So you're telling me you can't follow the rhythm, don't understand the lyrics, and would prefer something simpler. Roxxanne, you could've just said that.
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