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I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
1988 / United States / Keenen Ivory Wayans
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Somebody could tweet "black people don't look good wearing hats" & it'll be 8,000 negroes lined up for the "what about me?" auditions with pics & videos.
Meet MAGAt Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite, a conservative blogger who built an entire online identity preaching fire-and-brimstone right-wing politics, obsessing over "traditional values," and loudly cheering on mass deportations.
On Wednesday afternoon, the Butler County Jail in Ohio handed him the ultimate twist ending: he was booked and held on a federal immigration detainer for ICE. Turns out, the Ghanaian-Canadian national forgot that when you spend years begging the leopard to eat people's faces, the leopard doesn't check your blog stats before taking a bite. Enjoy the border enforcement, Sam!
My ex had a morning wood ritual and I haven't found anyone since who does it… Every morning without fail, she'd wake up, feel me against her, and whisper “presenting for inspection?” in this fake formal voice. Then she does this thing where she slowly pull the covers down, look at it, and either say “APPROVED” or “needs work.”
If it was “approved” she'd take care of me immediately. If it was “needs work” she'd make me earn it by going down on her first. I never knew which one I'd get. Sometimes I was already throbbing and she'd still say “needs work” just because she wanted my mouth.
I miss the unpredictability. The teasing. Current dating scene feels like everyone just grabs it mechanically or ignores it. She made it fun.
Turned on that new Jamie Foxx stand up. That nigga started dancing to Busta Rhymes "look at me now" verse

























