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1x Elementary AAA Safety Patrolmen of the month. School of Hard Knocks Alum. Husband, father of two. #OnePride

The Trenches
Joined March 2024
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Imagine how fun the airport bar is right now. Fackkkkkkk
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My statement on all planes being grounded
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Fitzgerald to the crowd “let’s get this shit rockin”
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If you bet on a coach from the Upper Peninsula to lose on Edmund Fitzgerald today I’m sorry but you are not a person to be taken seriously
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Pat Fitzgerald: “There’s a plan, and that plan will start to get executed in January.” (HT/ @BFWshow)
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Say it with us now…
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Walk THOSE Streets! Go Green!!!
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IM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD
“This game is the Super Bowl for them” - Kyle Whittingham on Michigan vs Michigan State this week
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Yeah you go back, jack, do it again. Wheels turning round and round
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I DUNNO ABOUT YOUR MVP CALIBER QB BUT MINE BLOCKS DOWNFIELD FOR HIS RB
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I’m going to fuck Dylan larkins wife
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Most disrespected athlete in the history of sports not close either
14 passing touchdowns. ZERO interceptions. Jared Goff deserves more praise in 2026.
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Halloween party at @MarkHannaCPA apartment everyone’s invited
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Rod Allen retweeted
Nothing stops #MACtion
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We rockin with the dust hat? @HomeBy3Official
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Tired of hearing how great this staff is. Two weeks in a row where they blew chances to put a game away
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Courage comes in many forms
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Dan Campbell opens his press conference by giving a game ball to Dan Miller
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If Joe Rossi isn’t off this staff next year this team will go nowhere
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I am going to let East Lansing have its way with me tomorrow #NeverGraduate
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