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The first man, dickmaster, that dude with the sick beats and rocking guitar! mun is 25 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘙𝘗 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵

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"hi, yeah first man here, major guy, arch angel all that cool shit!" independent/canon portrayal 18+ mdni / (n)sfw mostly sfw oc x canon / canon ships temporary pinned till in full swing with this account.
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🤟"CHILDREN! FRONT AND CENTER!!!!!!"
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🤟"well...guess ill have to ask each of them...."
Beerus knew more than he let on, Ori had trusted him with the information Caspian was dating..and he did say he'd be quiet " Well whoever's it is , it's odd finding it nonetheless "
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🤟"nah no way...shes dating an exorsit chick...and there arent any guns in here so i doubt it" he said flipping through the magazine
" then what about Ori ?" He offered a possibility smiling
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🤟"i dont think....i mean abel is abit shut in but....caspian isnt even dating i doubt he reads stuff like this"
" well it's probably likely from either of your kids " Beerus said offering the idea it could be the sons or the daughter he has " It's not too much of a stretch "
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🤟"think..not...but...also..i found this in the break room...so...im wondering if it belongs to one of the boys..."
" that's one of that old man's magazines ..." He said curiously looking at it " But how'd he even get here ?"
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🤟"......the fuck is this??" looking at a weird looking magazine he found. "....why is it full of clowns!!!?!?!"
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🤟"im not scared of any angel.....but that....thing...scares me"
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🤟"......the fuck is this??" looking at a weird looking magazine he found. "....why is it full of clowns!!!?!?!"
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🤟 "....yeah first ones good....alright that settles that...gonna get them together to watch that fucking old ass movie"
“Ohh definitely the first one.”
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🤟".....Jurassic park??"
“That’s the million dollar question.”
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Best line in the whole show hands down
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🤟 "now to find a good one they'll like"
“Yea that should be a good balance for everyone.”
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Adam the first!🤟 retweeted
Hellowen fellas part 2!! Adam as Bob Velseb and Eve as Aspen Moor🌙 #hazbinhoteladam #hazbinhoteleve #hazbinhotel #spookymonth
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🤟 "not to scary and just the right amount of action"
“Ohhh yea that could work well.”
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🤟 "maybe a thriller movie?"
"Hey some people like that feeling of being scared."
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🤟 ".....it is...about that time of year...but...then again...abel might freak out..."
“Well what about a horror movie?”
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🤟 "......."
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🤟 ".....maybe....any recommendations?"
“It will probably be hard but I’m sure you’ll figure something out. Hell maybe a nice movie could work.”
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🤟 ".....yeah...they...i doubt they have anything really for common ground the twins are polar opposites...and abel....is abel"
“Ok yea that’s a tough one. Thankfully my kids are not like that.” He chuckled “The only thing I can think of is maybe find something they both have in common?”
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