Biology Instructor at Southern Union State Community College. Ichthyologist studying freshwater fishes. Book Review Editor for Journal of Ichs and Herps She/Her
Auburn University, Auburn, AL
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Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
I am so concerned about the use of plastic grass that if anyone on here is considering using it I will give you alternative advice ( free )as to how to landscape without it. If I can stop one square meter being layed it's worth the effort.
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Holy crap our Shark Week paper made @waitwait ! Thanks @petersagal you just made my day.
Read the paper here: journals.plos.org/plosone/ar…
@dr_catmac @WhitenackLab @saltzyy @sharkmigration
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
Any Great Lakes/Midwest fish people know of fish pass usage by freshwater drum? Types they like/don’t like etc…
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My lab is seeking applicants for 1-2 MS/PhD positions studying marine-derived freshwater fish radiations. Projects will include macroevolutionary genomics and/or phenotypic approaches. Please email or DM for more info.
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
Was splitting Shale rock out on my front porch when all of a sudden boom! A nearly complete Olenellus sp. greets me who a "hello" after 521 million years. The Shale comes from the Lower Cambrian Rome Formation in Montevallo, Alabama.
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
For the seventh consecutive year, the largest source of planet-warming greenhouse gases in the United States is a coal-fired power plant in Alabama. 🏭
Read about it: al.com/news/2022/12/alabama-…
ALT Miller Steam Plant. Alabama coal plant still the largest greenhouse gas emitter in United States
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
Wrapping up intro biology lab research presentations in style. Hand knitted and designed- every major phyla covered in the class ... and a few prokaryotes and viruses because the microbiologist in my department insisted 😊 I'm sure @markowenmartin would approve of the decision
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
Dee Kent, then 77, was on her way from Valley, Alabama, to a doc's appt. in Opelika when she was pulled over. Police cuffed & arrested her for failure to pay a $141 trash bill. She said her husband had recently died, and she sometimes forgets to pay. (1) bit.ly/3utTdDq
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
Postdoc position in comparative genomics - The Hamilton Lab is looking for a postdoctoral researcher to help us understand the evolution of spider genomes.
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We are still looking for 1-2 people willing to volunteer a few hours a month to become one of the co hosts for the show. Each host puts out one episode per month. All training is provided and a microphone can be provided too. Reach out if interested!
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
I still feel this one, as I work through the last of my final assignments from UCP.
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
One of my favorite ichthyologists Jon Armbruster talking catfish @LSU_MNS
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
Wildlife biologist phones will be like "here are some special memories just for you" and it's literally a picture of a dead animal you found on the beach.
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Beauty and beast~ swipe to see the wild looking larvae of those delicate lacewings! #insect #insects #Entomology #sciart #scienceillustration #nature #lacewing #DigitalArtist #illustration #ArtistOnTwitter
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
Recently read a quote that shook me to my core: "you only have a slightly better chance of becoming a tenure track professor as a professional athlete or rock star, and the money isn’t nearly as good"
I know this already, right? But still is scary seeing it laid out like this!
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
Wish somebody would pretend to be an Alabama offensive lineman and hold me for 3-4 hours every weekend
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“they circle; now dense like a polished roof, now disseminated like the meshes of some vast all-heaven-sweeping net...wheeling, rending, darting...a madness in the sky.” Edmund Selous, 1905
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
📢Job Alert: Fish/Herp Collection Manager position at the Cornell University Museum of Vertebrates just posted. See the link for full details: cornell.wd1.myworkdayjobs.co…
#job #fish #herp #museum #NaturalHistory
ALT Two people work in the Cornell University Museum of Vertebrates prep lab.
Malorie Hayes, PhD retweeted
My dissertation's final chapter is now in @royalsociety #OpenScience! We hypothesized that the head and post-cranial body could evolve independently in armored catfishes due to functional constraints. Turns out, we were WRONG! (1/3) royalsocietypublishing.org/d…
