Henry

You need delusional conviction that you’re on the same level as pro athletes, famous singers actors, biz moguls, etc Will carry you far when you’re starting out Work hard enough for a year or two suddenly you blow up overnight Always on the same playing field at any time

Haven’t woken up to an alarm in 4 months

No one’s coming to save you Take what you want Act now ask for forgiveness later Grab the world by the balls & Make the life you want for yourself 🥂

My name may show up that I viewed your Instagram story, but I didn’t actually watch it. I clicked through that shit at lightning speed. Didn’t even see a thumbnail

NEVER order Chipotle through the mobile app. You HAVE to order at the restaurant so you can watch over those LOW-WAGE workers like a HAWK otherwise they’ll skimp you on portions

This city is brimming with THIEVES. Someone STOLE my CAST IRON PAN from outside my apartment. I set it outside on the sidewalk to cool down and avoid getting my apartment all smoky. It wasn’t out there TEN MINUTES and I go to bring it back it to wash. GONE

Wisconsin Badgers Football will win a national championship under Jimmy Leonhard within the next five seasons

Just got jumped by a group of DePaul film students for wearing a Sox hat in Lincoln Park

I’ve stopped opening my mail. It goes straight to the trash. There’s no way any of it could be important. If someone needs to reach me about something urgent I have a phone number and an email address

White people love going to the bar for the game dressed like the damn head coach

I got two working legs, arms, good head on my shoulders, seeing hearing feeling living and breathing I’m the luckiest man alive baby!!!!