Comedian, @millerlite enthusiast, career .268 hitter. Co-host of @thedirtysports. I’m ova here now ⬇️

Joined April 2009
Ravens fans thought John Harbaugh was the problem. 😂
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Bye week and then the pathetic fucking Eagles.
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Nothing says protecting women’s sports like disrupting women’s sports events and turning them into a circus, so you can get engagement, milk a political grift, promote your own brand, and face, all while taking attention away from the female athletes.
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Great, now every booking is gonna have a $75 “sign fee” to cover the posterboard & markers they need for picketing.
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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Too perfect 😂
The Knicks said it was “an unfortunate mistake” just to get people like you to stfu already about it so they can move on
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Brewers fans Knicks fans 🤝 Defending the billionaire team owner who wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.
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I find it pretty hilarious that people think James Dolan signs off on the day to day operations of MSG’s security team 😂😂😂😂 When they physically removed a franchise great from his seats and banned him for life, they did it solely on their own. Total non story.
I find it pretty hilarious that people think James Dolan signs off on the day to day operations of MSG’s cybersecurity team 😂😂😂😂 If you’re mad about the stadium staff not getting rings, that’s all good and well if you’d like. As far as a security perspective, nothing wrong was done here, total non story
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You have terminal cancer.
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Lol, just kidding. This is a phishing scam and you fell for it. You’re fired. Sincerely, James Dolan PS - you’re also not getting a ring.
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Holy shit. I didn’t think this guy could have a worse take than being the world’s biggest Julius Randle fan, but here we are.
In every real corporate job in America, companies run phishing emails tests to stop employees from clicking random BS that hackers use to breach systems and potentially bankrupt the company. It’s called cybersecurity. But it’s Dolan and the Knicks, so suddenly it’s a scandal. In some companies I have worked for if you just ignore the phishing emails and don’t report it as a phishing email you get dinged and have to do a training.
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It’s “Fuck James Dolan Forever” and if you ever wavered on that, you’re not a real Knicks fan.
The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources. Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources. Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test. nyti.ms/4jB0yvR
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Enes Kanter called local, state and federal authorities to say he was scared. LOLOLOL he must’ve thought some WNBA fans were gonna target him in a pick & roll.
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Inviting the Baseball Gods over for dinner on the eve of your first WS in forever and then serving them shit sandwiches is certainly a strategy. Let’s see if it pays off for ‘em.
Update from the #Brewers on the Timeless Ticket situation. #MLB #WorldSeries
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People are giving the Brewers credit for fixing the ticket situation, but this solution actually sucks. The people who bought those tickets bought them for this exact moment. Who knows if the Brewers get here again anytime soon? Giving them a shitty seat and then forcing them to wait who knows how long to use their Timeless Ticket the way it was originally intended isn’t doing the right thing. Corporate greed has permeated everywhere.
Update from the #Brewers on the Timeless Ticket situation. #MLB #WorldSeries
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My wife just said “Really? Basketball is back already?!?” Like she hasn’t watched four new seasons of Love Is Blind since the Knicks won in June.
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“Not surprised. Check the stats on patellar tendon tears since they introduced the Dengue fever vaccine in 2022!” - Truthteller conspiracy theorists who 100% believe Trump was shot
Commanders Pro Bowl WR Terry McLaurin tore his patellar tendon and will miss the rest of the season, per HC Dan Quinn.
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“All medical injections cause blood clots” is dumb even for a guy pretending to be dumb solely for monetizing his replies.
Congrats to Chris Bosh on never ever getting any jab of any kind ever in his life. Just amazing, congrats!
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Chris Bosh is a SPECIMEN of a human being and an athlete! TOP TIER. Tip Top shape his entire LIFE, a CHAMPION on every level. In 2015 he got CLOTS!!! You know exactly where my 🧠 goes. Chris Bosh’s time travel to get the 💉5 years early should be investigated!!
Jalen Hurts is a SPECIMEN of a human being and an athlete! TOP TIER. Tip Top shape his entire LIFE, a CHAMPION on every level. Now he has CLOTS!!! You know exactly where my 🧠 goes. This should be investigated in the highest court of the land!! Forced 💉. 🙏 for Jalen!
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David Andrews, Russell Okung and Clint Boling all missed large parts of the 2019 NFL season with blood clots. Here’s a conspiracy we need to investigate: How did those guys get their hands on the Covid vaccine two years before everyone else and a year before Covid?
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Nice try. But some AI chatbot trying to get me to sign up for a SmartInk subscription isn’t gonna save Bruce.
Replying to @FixYourLife @HP
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