ChrisDangerfield

My new Substack short story is LIVE: "Banging my Best Mates' Birds" chrisdangerfield.substack.co…

If you haven’t already grabbed a copy of my novel, ‘Love in the Time of Nudie Mags’, I’d really like you to. It’s the hilarious, honest, and unique autobiographical tale of a fourteen-year-old boy in the UK in 1986 navigating the transition from childhood to adulthood. Fails spectacularly. See the author endorsements and historical rankings in the image below, and for more details, check the reader reviews on Amazon: amazon.co.uk/dp/1919313… Best wishes.

You can only answer so many foolish questions before becoming stupid.

Threads.

LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW Russell Brand: Guilty! But... youtube.com/watch?v=q4HBGQYq…

LIVE @ 16:00 UK Time Russell Brand: Guilty! But... youtube.com/watch?v=q4HBGQYq…

'Cottagecore'.

Hello, you swarm of mischief. If you bought my novel, Love in the Time of Nudie Mags, but didn’t leave a review, could you do me a huge favour and leave one? Here’s the link: amazon.co.uk/dp/1919313796 and if you haven’t bought a copy, what are you thinking? Do it immediately. I’m on me bleedin’ uppers 'ere!

Wow, that's an interesting idea I haven't heard a thousand times before. Threads is hell.

That's right, you used to be able to have a snout in McDonalds. Better times.

I left a Facebook group. Look at the note at the bottom from Airstrip One.

“Only”

Part of the Birmingham canal system. Photo taken by someone I nicked it from on another platform.

Wow! A comedian doing what a comedian should. Check it out… youtube.com/shorts/GcPCjmEdU…

LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW: WHAT WILL ENGLAND LOOK LIKE IN 20 YEARS? youtube.com/watch?v=gsuDE8Nu…

LIVE: @ 20:00 UK Time WHAT WILL ENGLAND LOOK LIKE IN 20 YEARS? youtube.com/watch?v=gsuDE8Nu…

Here’s an example of how Book Threads (on Threads) is a participation trophy in social media form. As if what I said could never be true. No argument, no counterclaim, just, well, look…

You can't find your phone. What is your first thought?

Sounds like fun.