Retired anaesthetist; the patients slept my way to the top.

Lancashire, UK
Joined June 2012
MODERNISED DEMONS Incubus - A mobile tattoo parlour. Succubus - A mobile fellatio service.
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Plenty of private sector moaning in the media regarding the @BMA_Consultants industrial action on 25th & 26th November... "But they're paid so well!" An enlightening graph below from a @NuffieldTrust article. Nurses and midwives next? #NHS @TheBMA nuffieldtrust.org.uk/news-it…
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Nick Flatt retweeted
Consultants don’t want to strike, but after 18 months without formal negotiations, they cannot wait any longer. These strikes are planned to take place on 25 and 26 November, with Christmas Day levels of cover provided. There is still time for the Government to make progress.
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If you are 40 and want to look younger, just tell people you’re 50 Follow me for more beauty tips 😘
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"I don't know why we do this every six months. I don't know where you are, but I do have a very particular set of skills, skills that mean I will look for you, I will find you and I will turn you back exactly one hour..." ~ me to one of the few remaining clocks in the house that don't do it automatically #ClocksGoBack
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Jay-Z has an underachieving brother named Lay
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Not sure whether this means I’m going senile, or is just testimony to how good the noise cancelling is on my @Apple AirPod Pros, but while hoovering today and listening to “Hippies, Thugs and Heroes” - the new album by @RthompsonMusic - it took me 5 minutes to realise I hadn’t turned the vacuum on…
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Dear oh dear, #bbcaq spouting the usual eco-loon climate nonsense I hear. If we achieved net zero - whatever that nebulous concept actually means - tomorrow in the UK... NOTHING would happen, apart from power cuts and a crashed economy.
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Anyone who says their most terrifying experience is public speaking has clearly never experienced a public spanking.
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'An estimated 4,354 died in heatwaves' Whoever did the estimating was WRONG. How do we know? The ONS counts the corpses. And despite all the scaremongering, there was absolutely nothing unusual about the death rate in Summer 2026. Mr Ramsay was either misled..or misled himself. That's fine...but a man in his position shouldn't try to mislead US. Be more careful! We see you! @AdrianRamsay
This death toll should be treated as the national scandal it is. An estimated 4,354 people have died in UK heatwaves since June. The Government has yet to explain how, or what it will do to be ready before next summer.
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There aren't many occasions when you find the words antidisestablishmentarianism and floccinaucinihilipilification in the same sentence...
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BREAKING: Isle of Man becomes the second Crown Dependency to legalise assisted dying. It comes after Jersey received Royal Assent for its own Assisted Dying Bill earlier this year. The milestone is a tribute to the Manx families who campaigned for years for a change in the law.  Terminally ill people in the Isle of Man and Jersey now have a choice that is denied to dying people just a short journey away in Liverpool, London or Cardiff. That is not a sustainable position. The question for Westminster now is how much longer will dying people in England and Wales be made to wait.
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Thanks to Instagram, I can't have an orgasm unless I see a woman dry-heaving after opening a can of Surströmming.
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Gotta say #bbcqt, your panellist @MyStephanomics is still looking pretty hot! Always fancied her, but any man my age realises that it’s not the quality of the wine, it’s how it ages… If only she’d stuck with #NewsNight
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Cheerful advertising 😂 dutchbarn.com
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Odd how a walk in the countryside yesterday with the dog reminded me of @Windows XP...
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Nick Flatt retweeted
Weather reporting has transitioned from a routine public service into a continuous broadcast of existential dread. Day after day, audiences are subjected to a barrage of dramatic terminology like 'heat domes', 'bomb cyclones' and 'climate emergencies'. They are shown on weather maps glowing with increasingly alarming shades of crimson. Yet who sets the tone for this relentless narrative, and why does the media machine strictly adhere to worst-case scenarios yet ignore counter-balancing data? I have looked beyond local news outlets to the insternational framework that created global climate news. I found the crisis narrative isn't an accident; it's driven from top-down by global institutions using slick public relations tactics. The mainstream media pretends climate alarmism is a spontaneous response to current events, but its structural roots are deeply institutional. The World Meteorological Organization is a specialised agency of the United Nations, not a passive coordinator of weather data. Critically, the WMO and UN Environment Programme founded the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change in 1988. By establishing the IPCC, they created a central body responsible for synthesising climate science into a global climate crisis. This connection is vital. The WMO bridges the gap between meteorological data and international political agendas. While a direct, covert directive ordering local meteorologists to falsify daily forecasts can't be explicitly proven, the WMO’s role in the IPCC ensures a 'crisis framework' is the baseline for meteorological reports. Local weather outlets and national agencies operate inside an ecosystem heavily influenced by the WMO’s overarching, high-alarm targets. The crisis agenda is broadcast and printed by daily media, which relies on this heavily doctored public relations framework. Mainstream news outlets systematically prioritise worst-case, speculative climate models over real wold observations. This aligns with the political agenda of international bodies, and feeds the media's 'attention economy', where fear translates directly into clicks, views and revenue. What is entirely absent from modern journalism is any meaningful self-analysis or critique of this invisible climate PR structure. Media outlets broadcast dire predictions, but rarely hold themselves to account when predictions fail to materialise. By continuously dramatising short-term weather as proof of climate collapse, the news media operates as the PR arm of global climate agendas. This avoids any investigation into the framework that actually funds and promotes the climate crisis narrative. Perhaps the most telling evidence of a biased narrative is what the media chooses not to report. While worst-case scenarios get wall-to-wall coverage, significant scientific data that complicates the narrative is routinely ignored. A prime example is the phenomenon of 'global greening', identified by NASA satellites over multiple decades. It has revealed a significant increase in green vegetation across the planet, largely driven by increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide, which acts as a fertiliser for plant life. According to satellite observations, this greening effect has added millions of square kilometres of vegetation - equivalent to a new continent of green. Yet, this massive, verifiable ecological shift is virtually never analysed or reported by major weather news outlets. To report global greening would introduce unwanted nuance, defuse public anxiety, and contradict the narrative of impending, unmitigated catastrophe. The constant state of unease permeating modern weather reporting is the product of this highly coordinated systemic framework, run by the WMO and UN. The media apparatus thrives on sensationalism and ignores balancing scientific observations, like NASA's global greening data. The result is a public relations machine designed to drive a permanent state of crisis.
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Sorry, I haven’t posted in a while, I’ve been mansplaining irony to Alanis Morissette.
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‘Cutting pay is not the way to tell a workforce you value them’ BMA chair @thomasdolphin slams government proposals to recommend yet another below inflation pay rise for doctors. Read in full👇 bma.org.uk/news-and-opinion/…
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