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Aspiro a envejecer como María Félix. Pariente de Jaime Maussan. V de Virgo as in “Villana de telenovela”. Cat mom. Sacerdotisa oscura. No me asoleo.

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es irreal lo mucho que amo a mi gato de vdd siento q yo lo parí, cuando ese wey se muera kiero q me entierren con él
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limpiando mi inicio de todo lo que tenga que ver con la casa de los famosos porque eso forma parte de mi pasado (ayer) y hoy ya soy una mujer culta
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México viendo que Mariana Ochoa y Memo Schutz son en TOP 2 de la 4ta temporada de #LaCasaDeLosFamososMx:
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Yo solo espero que las personas que son relevantes en redes y television, NUNCA entren, por que les haran lo mismo, tenerlos hasta la final para que su público los vea hasta ese punto y ellos tengan rating pero darle el gane a alguien que ya trabaja en televisa.
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¿Ya podemos empezar a solicitar formalmente una auditoría del proceso de votación y pedir la destitución del contralor? #LaCasaDeLosFamososMéxico #LaCasaDeLosFamososMéxicoMx
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Eu seria exatamente assim se fosse um gato.
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Someone told me I shouldn’t help spread pictures of the Cornell 7 guys, because it might destroy their lives. Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.
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A South Korean guy named Winston Lee is one of the 7 male perpetrators who gang raped a female student for 7hrs. Cornell University expelled 2 people the rest were let off by writing apology statements. Never allow him to leave US because South Korea will just protect him.
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There's a special place in hell for people who abandon their pets. To leave behind an animal that spent its whole life believing you were home is a level of cruelty I will never understand.
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Pretty girls have cats. It's just science.
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Sanırım kedi olsaydım şöyle bir şey olurdum.
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Me caga que hacen remake de todo menos de lo único que deberían hacer: El juego de la Oca.
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everytime i watch argentina i feel a level of rage that can only be ancestral.
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A “fake American citizen?” Didn’t you MOVE to Puerto Rico to avoid paying your taxes while kids across America go hungry? Meanwhile Benito actually funds low income kids’ access to arts and sports programs, while you defund them. Of course you’re mad. He makes you look small.
Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.
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People who live in Puerto Rico has been identified as US citizens since 1917. Additionally, Jake Paul, who has lived in Puerto Rico since 2021, still would technically qualify as a US citizen. loc.gov/classroom-mate…. variety.com/2026/music/new…
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"vince gilligan was looking worldwide for someone very specific, someone with warmth and lightness" and then they found cutie patootie #1
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Vince Gilligan on Pluribus and his other shows being “slow burns”: “If the whole world were to move at that pace, that TikTok pace of storytelling, that would be very sad to me. […] It’s fast food versus home cooking.”
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To be cringe is to be free
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Al fin llegó la 7 😍
¡Somos las Amazonas, somos las de la U, somos Tigres Femenil! Las Más Campeonas de México. 🇲🇽 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
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La IA nunca podrá superar esto
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