Flower is not very happy!! 😠
She is under the weather and had to go to the vet today. She was crying and scared as usual but then she burrowed her way under the crate pad and fell asleep. Our poor baby!!
Tomorrow our girls Chloe & Pearl have to go to the vet. Like Flower, both of them are not feeling well! We will keep you updated!
It's time for:
" Flower's Fwyday Funnies! "
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- What do you call a horse that only comes out after dark?
* A night mare!
- What did the trick-or-treater get when he told a hilarious joke?
* Snickers!
- What do skeletons order at restaurants?
* Spare ribs!
- Why did Ichabod Crane (The Headless Horseman) make his horse stop?
* The street sign said “Stop a-head!”
- Why was the carved pumpkin afraid?
* It had no guts!
- Where do ghosts enjoy trick or treating the most?
* Dead Ends!
- Which browser do ghosts use to search for information?
* Ghoul-gle!
- What do ghosts do if their eyesight gets blurred?
* They use their spooktacles!
He he he!!
It's time for:
" Flower's Fwyday Funnies! "
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- What kind of makeup do witches wear?
* Mas-scare-a!
- What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
* Spook-hetti!
- What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
* Sham-boo!
- What’s a monster’s favorite book?
* Romeo and Ghouliet!
- Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
* No, unless you Count Dracula!
- What kind of monster loves to disco?
* The boogieman!
- Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
* The Dead Sea!
He he he!
It's time for:
" Flower's Fwyday Funnies! "
- Why did the book go to the chiropractor?
* Someone cracked its spine!
- What did the thesaurus order at the bakery?
* A synonym roll!
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
* It’s impossible to put down!
- Where does a librarian sleep? * Between the covers!
- Why was the textbook nervous at the hospital?
* It was there to have its appendix removed!
- Why do novels make terrible secret keepers?
* Because they’re open book!
- What’s a frog’s favorite kind of book?
* Anything with a hoppy ending!
- Why did the tomato blush in the middle of the novel?
* It got to the juicy part!
He he he!
It's time for:
" Flower's Fwyday Funnies! "
- What do you call a flying monkey?
* A hot air baboon!
- What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
* A blab-boon!
- What kind of monkey likes seafood?
* A shrimpanzee!
- What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
* Swimming trunks!
- What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
* A walkie talkie!
- What kind of animal goes OOM?
* A cow walking backwards!
- What animal has more lives than a cat?
* A frog, he croaks every night!
He he he!
Happy Saturday! We're all just cuddled up taking our 3rd catnap of the day! Being a cat is hard work. All of the food to eat, deciding what bed to sleep in, chasing that fuzzy ball around everywhere, and most of all, jumping up on the couch to let our humans scratch our tummies! Yep, it's hard!!! We also want to thank Jen & Kathi for donations. That helps us out so much! We are blessed!
It's time for:
"Flower's Fwyday Funnies!"
- Where do rodents come from? * Miceland!
- What’s a mouse’s favorite game?
* Hide and squeak!
- How do mice celebrate their birthdays?
* With a cheese cake!
- When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
* When you’re a mouse!
- What do rodents keep in their freezers?
* Mice cubes!
- What’s a mouse’s favorite sport?
* Mice-skating!
- What is a mouse with a hidden identity?
* Anony-mouse!
- What does a fifty-pound mouse say to a cat?
* “Here kitty, kitty, kitty!”
- What type of cheese do mice like to eat on their birthdays?
* Mouse-arella!
He he he!
It's time for:
🐢 Flower's Fwyday Funnies! 🐢
- What do you call a turtle who's a chef?
* A slow cooker!
- What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
* Shell-larious ones!
- What do turtles use to communicate?
* A shell-phone!
- What type of photos does a turtle love to take?
* Shellfies!
- What does a turtle need to ride a bike?
* A shell-met!
- What do you call a lesson about turtles?
* A turtorial!
- Why do turtles never forget?
* Because they have turtle recall!
He he he!
It's time for:
" Flower's Fwyday Funnies! "
- What type of music is played at a Chinese restaurant?
* Wok 'n' roll!
- Why did the coffee file a police report?
* Because it got mugged!
- Did you hear about the crazy pancake?
* They say he just flipped!
- What is Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
* Wendy's!
- What do computers snack on?
* Microchips!
- What do you call a baby potato?
* A small fry!
- What do you call a potato at a football game?
* A spec-tater!
- What potato makes the best detective?
* One who's eyes are peeled!
He he he!






































