@Flysaiah

New York Sit Down comic. I got tired of people telling me to stop working dumb jobs and make people laugh, so here I am, still working dumb jobs

 Brooklyn, NY
flysaiah.com
Joined April 2009
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oliv@0live_martini20 Oct 2022
Leftover Coke is my band name
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MeekMill
@MeekMill12 Sep 2021
Don’t tell me that p#%sy mines when I’m just in town.....
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Just got shushed by someone who is being louder than me. Visit me in prison.
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The CDC said to stop using this joke format
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Deion Broxton@DeionBroxton25 Mar 2020
There was a herd of bison walking right toward me at @YellowstoneNPS today!
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yedoye@yedoye_2 Feb 2021
I just remembered when I was a kid my cousin made spaghetti and I asked for cheese on it and this man put a slice of kraft cheese on my damn spaghetti and he is in jail now
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yedoye@yedoye_2 Feb 2021
every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed
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Dylan Adler@DylanAdler67 Feb 2021
Well...the Super Bowl is upon us. A tradition I’ve always loved. So much so I wrote a musical about it. Here’s a sneak peak of the opening song ❤️
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Dan Wickes@dan_wickes9 Feb 2021
“oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree” -person getting fucked by a Christmas tree
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im celibate bc i dont feel like cleaning my room
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me: hey do you want to sext? dude: ok me: if I died tomorrow do you think anyone would care?
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so glad we’re in quarantine so i don’t have to hear a bunch of guys explaining gamestop to girls at a bar
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The white women mad at Bernie sitting down gonna put their parents in a shitty nursing home first chance they get lol
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Tank Smith@tankfunkadelic2 Jan 2021
When the punchline doesn't hit but you can't think of a better one
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump2 Jan 2021
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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smooth brain: removing a rib to suck ur own dick galaxy brain: adding a bunch of ribs to form a wall around your dick so it never gets sucked again and you have more time to be a gamer
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yedoye@yedoye_28 Dec 2020
yo why is cum spelled different but caym is not
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rufat@Rufat__Agayev27 Dec 2020
People with rich parents love these
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charlie@chunkbardey1 Jan 2021
ppl posting on instagram like “2020 was fucking awful but i made it through” and it’s like 8 pictures of them on vacation
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