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All things Cuse sports and the resulting anxiety attacks

Syracuse, NY
Joined May 2017
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Hey @NFL. Don’t mean to bother you while you’re making 600k a minute. But. Think you could get your app working?
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Ahhh. Interesting. Good spot there, George.
Replying to @BrentAxeMedia
Back judge resets playclock. Dino should have not have been charged a timeout.
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Why. Can we not. Get a replay. On this giant fucking scoreboard?
Followup. This scoreboard is amazing. But also a problem. DOWN AND DISTANCE. TIME LEFT IN THE QUARTER. Only had two years to figure this out.
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This “scoreboard” is a problem. We need down and distance guys.
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The Washington Belters?
I don’t know why, but I felt compelled to Snoggle. Do with it what you will.
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Ok. Let’s swear like we’ve never sweared before
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“I don’t believe that one’s related to the knee injury.” Sean McDonough, you always have the most beautifully diplomatic ways to address crotch shots.
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Since Griffin was called for the step-back walk, I have counted 471 uncalled travels. Let’s not go down this road.
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My phone knows which direction I’m slouching. Do we not have the technology to take the offside call off the referees plates?
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Maybe the worst fantasy beat I’ve ever seen: a guy was up .46 last night with JuJu and Ebron left. His opponent was already done. Ebron gets hurt early and leaves without a catch, JuJu scores -.5. He loses the semis by .04 points 😳 Via u/F0rdo on Reddit.
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The baddest of bad beats
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Commentators doesn’t use the word “flummoxed” nearly enough
What’s the deal with all the Phish on Fox football? Feels subversive.
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Is Sterlin Gilbert also our basketball offensive coordinator?
Has anyone ever actually seen Gilbert? Are we sure he’s not just a dried out Magic 8 Ball?
This is the Syracusest thing ever
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