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🚨| Nuno Espírito Santo has officially joined the Mile High Club! After being sacked from Nottingham Forest, it appears he's already managed to upgrade clubs. While Forest owner, Evangelos Marinakis, was reluctant at first, he eventually caved and allowed Nuno to join the Mile High Club. Marinakis gave a statement saying he was "grateful for everything Nuno achieved and [Nuno] deserves to join the Mile High Club."
🚨| Nuno Espírito Santo has officially joined the Mile High Club! After being sacked from Nottingham Forest, it appears he's already managed to upgrade clubs. While Forest owner, Evangelos Marinakis, was reluctant at first, he eventually caved and allowed Nuno to join the Mile High Club. Marinakis gave a statement saying he was "grateful for everything Nuno achieved and [Nuno] deserves to join the Mile High Club."
🚨🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United board considering change if they lose to Burnley tomorrow, with mounting pressure after shock defeat to Grimsby.
Ruben Amorim’s future would be at serious risk, with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Jose Mourinho and Gareth Southgate all being discussed internally as potential options.
Decision will depend on result. 👀 #MUFC
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🚨🤩 EXCLUSIVE NEWS! 🚨🚨
Manchester United are building a succession plan to bring in Gareth Southgate if Amorim loses against Burnley on the weekend.
🚨🤩 EXCLUSIVE NEWS! 🚨🚨
Manchester United are building a succession plan to bring in Gareth Southgate if Amorim loses against Burnley on the weekend.
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🚨😲| Isak has been texting Bonnie Blue! The famed adult film star revealed her Instagram DMs from the notorious Swede. It appears this is how Isak is letting out some frustration during his transfer debacle.
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🚨| Leaks from an insider at Manchester City detail James Trafford’s interesting initiation ceremony. Trafford’s initiation raised some eyebrows, but managed to warm the squads hearts.
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🚨| Nuno Espírito Santo has officially joined the Mile High Club!
After a successful season managing Nottingham Forest to a Europa League position, it appears he's also began his summer with an even greater victory. While Forest owner, Evangelos Marinakis, was reluctant at first, he eventually caved and allowed Nuno to join the Mile High Club. Marinakis gave a statement saying he was "grateful for everything Nuno achieved and he deserves to join the club."
🚨🤯| Eze has reportedly dropped over 30 pounds in order to match Mikel Arteta's strict weight requirements. Once he reported this to the Arsenal transfer team, an offer was swiftly agreed and Eze is currently on the verge of signing for Arsenal.
🚨| The REAL Reason Why Eze's Transfer to Arsenal has Stalled!
Various sources have confirmed that Eze returned to Crystal Palace training severely overweight. Mikel Arteta and Arsenal's transfer team are upset and only willing to strike a deal at a low price, which currently puts the English star's transfer in jeopardy.
🚨🎉😲| Lamine Yamal is reportedly set to throw a MASSIVE party to celebrate Marcus Rashford officially being registered to Barcelona's squad.
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🚨😲| Isak has been texting Bonnie Blue! The famed adult film star revealed her Instagram DMs from the notorious Swede. It appears this is how Isak is letting out some frustration during his transfer debacle.
🚨| Chelsea scouts accidentally sent a glowing report to the board about a player they spotted on TikTok, only to later discover it was a FIFA career mode clip.
🚨| Benjamin Šeško is reportedly distraught after realising he has signed for Manchester United. The striker believed he was joining Manchester City, only to discover the mistake during his Old Trafford unveiling.
🚨❌ | Newcastle United have officially been voted as the “Most Rejected Club of All Time”. A series of polls across Europe show the club repeatedly topping rejection charts.
This comes after Ekitike, Sesko, Isak, Joao Pedro, Liam Delap, Cunha, Mbuemo, Huijsen, Trafford, and countless others all rejected the dusted club.
One agent recounted: “Their name comes up, and the player bursts into laughter!”
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🚨| Alexander Isak conversations with Liverpool boss, Arne Slot, have been leaked. The bald coach is pushing hard for the Swede to bolster his attack, but his texts are raising some eyebrows. 🤨
(Per @Dave_Wormstein)
🚨| Inter Miami star Lionel Messi sent a request to Javier Tebas to allow SD Eibar to switch league so they can play in the MLS. Messi reportedly believes SD Eibar will help increase the MLS’ popularity and hopes that they will help matches become more interesting.
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🚨🙀 | Leaked photo shows Lamine Yamal in a Real Madrid kit at age 12, while he was at La Masia. 🤯🤔
(via @Dave_Wormstein)
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🚨| Xavi Simons’ move to Chelsea is reportedly in jeopardy after an image surfaced of him at a party with Jeffrey Epstein. Simons has yet to comment. A source close to the player claims “he thought it was just some guy in a suit.”
(Per @Dave_Wormstein)
