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Defining the Regista role, Andrea Pirlo
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I just said to Mo Salah that if you added Spurs and Man Utd's points together, we'd still be above them in the table. He said Really? I didn't know that James. I said Well Spurs have 37 points and United have 35 points. Add that together and you've got 72 points. We're on 73.
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This was a nonsense. I paid attention and was realistic in getting Aarons and Ndidi. @UnitedPeoplesTV just picked £500m of talent like they're Man City before FFP. Fuming.
Flav is fuming. Absolutely fuming. #OnYourGame
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Thought @Chelsearory was meant to be full of Chelsea knowledge? #OnYourGame
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Flav is fuming. Absolutely fuming. #OnYourGame
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Saïd Benrahma plays football like he’s playing Fifa Street on his PS2.
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With the transfer window officially open today, who would you most like to see your club sign this January? 👇
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Gareth Southgate, you know what to do.
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I just asked Adam Lallana if he likes VAR. He said What do you think James? I said I think you do Adam because without VAR we wouldn't have won that game would we? He said No James. I said Exactly Adam.
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I just text Dejan Lovren to say Doesn’t it feel great to be 13 points clear. He said Yes, it feels great James. I said Yeah, we will never live this down if we lose it from here. He said Not now James.
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In the last episode of The Merseyside Derby... (at Anfield) teapaw.org/phat7deuce/status/1069…
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L'Équipe have awarded this Newcastle United supporter Fan of the Year 2019 after he travelled across England to laugh at his mate when his team beat Everton 3-2. (@DJ__NUFC)
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Marcelo decided to turn up to his son’s school team to help them complete the bin challenge. What a guy. What a haircut. Marcelo we love you. teapaw.org/FutbolBible/status/117…
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Samuel Eto’o has announced his retirement aged 38. He’s had quite the career 3x UCL 3x La Liga 2x Copa del Rey 2x Copper Italia 2x Africa Cup of Nations 1x Serie A 1x Olympic Gold AFCON all-time top scorer 4x African Player of the Year
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Rumour has it that defender was never seen again. 😂
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City fans looking more lively than ever before today’s Community Shield game.
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Neymar getting thrown out of a team photo just about sums up his situation, you know.
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So Pep’s rung me up right, and he’s gone “Harry, come and play for the champions” so I’ve said “Look mate, I’m no glory hunter and I quite like sitting around in my pyjamas on Tuesday nights. Anyway, Jesse and Marcus told me the Europa League is way more fun, so do one pal.”
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Your mates are probably fed up of hearing them so we're here to listen instead. Give us your predictions for: Champions? Top 4? Relegated? Do your worst.
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