Alright what could possibly be so funny dude you don't have to hold in your laugh like that

Grey seals always look so easy to draw, sock puppet looking ahh

Life imitates art

I think my favorite part about this picture is that they look like a confused baby bird that just hatched from the egg + his lil flipper looks like a wing

How it highkey feels to be forced to eat without being able to scroll reels at the same time

Kinda want to buy or make a poster carrying tube since I always cop posters before concerts start but then end up just standing awkwardly protecting it to the side or from people moshing the whole show (Side note: I'm enjoying tf out of this pollo loco quesadilla oughh b)

I would never switch up on seals but manatees (and dugongs) gotta best next best marine animal like bruh just look at them hehe

SOMEONE HELP THEYRE TURNING HIM INTO A CORNDOG NOOOO

Watched the lemonade I bought explode in my side view mirror on a turn after forgetting I left it on the roof of my car, day ruined...

... whatever man, if that's what's comfortable for you

Kept forgetting to post it but I found this thing that looks like it prolly had a soul trapped inside of it or something at a Goodwill a while back, didn't grab it tho and I kinda regret it a bit

WEAAHH WAAAHHHH WAHHHH WUAAHHHHGHH 😢😢😢

The people that swap out or steal CDs and leave just the case behind at thrift stores actually need to be blown up into smithereens or something

We should invent a new word that means the opposite of photogenic just to describe Niko

Cherry flavored medicine

Sometimes I forget that not 100% of the stuff I post has to be seals and I can talk about other thoughts and interests I got going on like a real person

This seal is sopping wet and yellow for an amazing reason, they're actually a zombie and escaped their jar of formaldehyde

Just picked up this hitchhiker, he seems chill but posting this in case he gets any sketchy ideas and I disappear

Insane new biological breakthrough just happened, seals unlocked tadpole stage of life 👀