hello my friends, I will be leaving twitter for a little while because I kinda just need a break. I don’t know when I’ll be back but if you care enough to keep up, please follow me on Instagram @ deppilf — love ya, miss ya

we wore the same shirt to the state fair so that Allison couldn’t tell us apart

many of you would fold in a situation like this

as soon as I pulled up, Allison said I looked like a fucking chud so I just got back in the car

I finally met her like a week or two ago and unfortunately she is incredibly beautiful

fell for interaction bait, tag yourself, I’m the guy in the middle

My nonbinary grandma just called me the r slur

okay I’m serious this time

I can’t believe they turned fishing from Stardew Valley into a real thing

just got my hair cut, who won’t me 🙌🏼

hi

Training a new guy at work and dude is watching gooner bait on his phone on full volume #beastmode

I missed you..

me + my 9 games

Back in the day when I got a hit tweet, I used to get a bunch of random DMs from people asking questions. Why are people not asking questions anymore?