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SB LX CHAMPIONS 🏆 SEATTLE #Seahawks | JSN for MVP | Will follow back fans | Professional shit talker | Fuck the 49ers and fuck the rams

Seattle, WA
Joined October 2026
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Remember when we traded for Shaheed midseason because he’s a “deep ball threat” And then paid him $17 million per year HAHAHAHAHA FUCK MY LIFE
After some exhaustive All-22 research, I present to you every single completed Seahawks pass of 20+ air yards beyond the LOS to non-JSN targets. We are just about halfway through the 2026 season.
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Going through the emotions of beating the Chiefs (I was at the game) and immediately trading for Quentin Nelson, only to get our asses kicked by the Bears a week later, is really hard to accept This hurts man. Season is basically over because of those shitty losses
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The Darnold end zone pick that didn’t count is almost unlucky for us because it made Darnold’s performance even more inexcusable lol
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WE HAVE A HOF LEFT GUARD AND RAN RIGHT ALL NIGHT FLEURY WHAT THE FUCK
Quenton Nelson’s first game as a Seattle Seahawk
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Pretty hilarious that two of the biggest heroes from last week’s KC win were benched. Wilson and Bradford
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Seattle is gonna beat Arizona and Vegas and Mike is gonna use that to justify keeping Fleury. I’m calling it
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Hiring Fleury is a product of us winning the Super Bowl. Couldn’t hire anyone till mid February and by then all of the decent play callers were taken
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I’m gonna say the same thing I said after Denver: DO NOT TRADE FOR A RUNNING BACK it’s not worth giving up future picks for a season that’s going nowhere. We aren’t winning the Super Bowl this year, that should be obvious right now
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Forgot what belt to ass felt like Fuck
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Sam “get everyone involved” Darnold
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Can’t wait to watch Mike’s postgame press “This isn’t on Sam, we need to help him more” “Fleury is doing a great job, we need to help him more as a team” “Didn’t play complementary football” Insert some shit about chasing edges
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Seattle down 3 scores with 7 mins left and Fleury running huddle offense trying to establish the run 💀💀💀 Unserious offense that starts with the OC.
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Bears fans giving me shit It’s all good I can take it, yall were the better team today You still don’t wanna play us in the playoffs once we get our offense figured out. Go Hawks
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Is there any way Mike would move off Fleury midseason? We have the best WR in the world and our offense is unwatchable
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I hate Brian Fleury
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First time ive seen a delay of game penalty benefit the offense
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Hiring a first time play caller when you’re trying to go back to back is inexcusable
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Welp that OPI call costed us 7 points Ggs
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