Flawed but saved. Author, filmmaker, actor, cartoonist, Winner of The Aristocrats joke contest. Stroke survivor. My books: Mymindcreatesdanger
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I always possessed a knack for story-weaving. As a kid I wanted to make comicbooks, so I sought training how to write and draw. Then I wanted to make movies. None of that prospered, so I began just writing the stories I saw in my mind. Give me a browse. mymindcreatesdanger.blogspot…
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THEM: I found someone who'll turn my cool-boss ideas into novels!
ME: You know other people have ideas too. I'll just write about my own ideas.
THEM: But, what about my cool-boss ideas?
ME: Learn to write, killer.
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The Realms of Kalanisi:
If you're starved for deep-signal crew chemistry, gritty space-noir intrigue, and raw hand-to-hand brawls, join the independent rebellion tonight! ⚔️
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Ready for a quick scare this Halloween week?
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A teen prodigy-nerd: Harry.
A cat-girl with memory issues: Anastasia.
The law, monsters, and love on the run.
For Harry and Anastasia, their flight isn't just about love.
It's a fight for freedom.
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You get only one life, but throughout time, Paige DeMaster has been given seven chances to defeat a major evil.
Seven chances to save the world as well as save herself. Now, she’s down to her last chance.
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JUST Released--MISSTEPS MENDING DEVILISH WAYS
--Not your everyday Historical fiction
Available NOW: amazon.com/dp/B0HCM2HRZ7
Excerpt Chapter 15- England 1929
Alexandra casually said, “I can inquire with Aliester Crowley upon our next get together.”
—“Next?” Detective Chance squirmed in his seat. “Are you a devotee of the occult?”
—“Not willingly.” She laughed at his stark reaction. “We met by happenstance last year. He tried to recruit me for one of his sex orgies.”
—“Why are you so confident he will see you?”
—“I’m a young millionairess. What flim-flam man wouldn’t jump at the chance?” She opened a window to let some air pass through the cabin. “I suspect he is more charlatan than sage. To get to my money, he’ll answer my every inquiry, even suck my toes if I ask.”
—“Is that something you fancy?” he asked, intrigued.
—She smirked. Chance was a leg man who didn’t stop at the ankle.
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In the mood for a good story?
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On today's Um Yeah No Podcasr from our cozy Twathaven studio: Sex Therapist Anne Alway. She asks Dennis if he and his gf ever had mutual orgasm. He answers, "No, we've always had Allstate™." Rob & Minky clamp their legs closed.
There's truth, and there's real truth.
TRUTH: Pro Wrestling is choreographed.
REAL TRUTH: If not, a typical career in that 'sport' would last only about 3 years, and even a mid-card wrestler in a real fight can likely kick your ass. Like even a 'slow' NFL player can outrun you.
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A Royal Toddler with a Wild Side—And Powers No One Expected!
The most dangerous thing in the woods isn't the predators...it's Princess Ophelia with too much free time. King Nate and Queen Janelle hoped a secluded cabin would mean peace, quiet, and a little family bonding. Their spirited two-year-old daughter had other plans. Bored with quiet family time, Ophelia sneaks off into the woods, chasing a rabbit—and straight into an adventure that would give any parent gray hair. But as danger lurks in the shadows, the tiny princess reveals astonishing abilities even her powerful parents never imagined.
Can her parents find her before the forest's dangers do? A heartwarming and thrilling tale of magic, mischief, and the unstoppable spirit of a shifter princess! amzn.to/3T1pXn4 #WerewolfFiction #UrbanFantasyBooks #CleanReads #NoSpiceBooks #TexasRanchWolfPack
