Lock me up. Tie me up. And use my body.

Musky, ripe, uncut cock is a delicacy.

Cum is my favorite lube.

Taking off your dirty, smelly socks is the highlight of my day.

Humiliate me and I'll be so slutty and horny

I was born to worship stinky, dominant jocks.

Addicted to pits.

If you own a public restroom, you can hire me to clean out all your dirty urinals (for free).

When you get home, I wanna worship your musky undies and sniff your sweaty ass immediately.

The sweatier and muskier your ass tastes, the better

Never eat food that's not dripping in cum.

I want cum in all the food I eat.

When I say pit stink gets me high... I don't mean it metaphorically. With one deep sniff of your rank, nasty pits, I get so dumb and stupid that I'll do anything.

I'd happily eat and swallow men's armpit sweat as my only food and drink for weeks on end.

Tis the season to treat my throat like a pumpkin...

If it hurts, I'm horny.

Men smell so good and so foul, all at the same time.

I just wanna be more men's personal urinals.

Spit and pit sweat are the only fluids I need to survive.

If you wanna take out your tiny, pathetic cock during Locktober... you deserve real punishment.