Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up.

The baddest bitches are in academic stress…..

I’m on niggas asses as soon as I feel like talking to people again.

😭😭😭😭😭

A little Fendi, a little McQueen. Boot season is here.

Should I block him? This annoyed me 😩🤦🏾‍♀️🥴

T.I. says women in Atlanta aren’t as progressive as they used to be and are very difficult to deal with: “I met a girl today and she’s already asking me to pay her bills”

today a woman saw me buying flowers for my girlfriend and she said to me "where do i find one like you" and i told her “right here”, because besides being romantic i'm also unfaithful

15 page statistical analysis paper is finally finished 🫩 now I gotta do a bum ass presentation then I’m going to SLEEP! 🤸🏻‍♀️

Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games

A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/off…