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Has rw twitter decided that Archer and Fry Guy embody White Excellence yet or am I a few days early
The Sith never actually get any of those things. They're enslaved by their passions, the Dark Side physically rots their bodies, and they spend their lives cooking up cockamamie schemes to live forever because upon death their spirits disintegrate rather than joining the Force.
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You're overthinking it. You just need one of those butt plugs that has metal ball bearings inside it. Plug him with one of those, throw him into an MRI machine, and it'll fire into his chest cavity like a rail gun.
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Ok hear me out. Find the BIGGEST BUTT PLUG around. Hollow it out, put pressure release explosives inside it, stick it inside Tusk, arm it, fly him to Brussels and drop him off on the EC headquarters, no chute. Filming optional.
Picard sees no value in money because the Federation is a naval junta controlled by Starfleet which is itself fighting a never ending war for territory and resources against numerous hostile and culturally incompatible alien civilizations.
Interacting with Zoomers on here confirms what my mother, a teacher, said about them toward the end of her career: they're socially maladjusted, and don't know anything. I still believe we should help them, but Millennials will have to sit on power like the Boomers did.
These bottom feeder "nostalgia" accounts are funny sometimes. It's always 90 seconds of shovelware Xbox games, or the intro to some soulless, piece of shit cartoon nobody remembers.
This one really makes you pity David Feiss. They really had nothing to go on.
No, they hated it because it gave a stupid, totally unnecessary physical explanation for Star Wars' version of religious miracles. The OT never said "anyone can be great." And it explicitly says "war does not make one great."
You are retarded.
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My cousinโs sonโs friendโs father is a government insider,
You need to start roasting your neighbours like a succulent pig over an open flame ASAP
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I thank god every day that Twitter exists, or Iโd be stuck trying to find a AM radio show at 2 in the morning to hear gold like this
Comedians are insufferable and should all be herded into the gas chamber. They talk about their job like they're fucking Vietnam vets. It's particularly ironic coming from Seinfeld because nobody's ever SEEN his set outside the show which is itself a parody of lame standup.
I have ancestors who were part of this. Others were Green Mountain Boys. They were well-comported men, who only ever resorted to beating the shit out of people, or tying them to trees and pouring hot tar on their bare skin.
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I find it kinda funny
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