@FrTedQOTD

That's the great thing about Catholicism - it's very vague and no-one knows what it's really all about.

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Joined March 2013
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“I was just looking at some of the hairy babies from today. There's something about them.”
75 Secondes 🗞️
@75secondesOct 24
INSOLITE | Un bébé arrivé au monde avec une moustache fait le tour des réseaux sociaux
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La vidéo ne montre pas un bébé authentiquement né avec une moustache ; son authenticité n'est pas confirmée et des analyses indiquent une probable manipulation par IA ou retouche. Les nouveau-nés peuvent avoir du lanugo fin mais pas cette pilosité épaisse adulte. parents.fr/actualites/beb… mundivio.com/en/viral-video… wionews.com/trending/he-wa…
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“You don't have anything from the Allied side?" "No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all."
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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“If you want that type of thing, go and see Jean-Michel Jarre.”
Jean-Michel Jarre@jeanmicheljarreOct 21
OXYGENE & BEYOND – TOUR 2027 🌍 Jean-Michel announces the first European dates of his new immersive live tour, celebrating 50 years of OXYGENE. Artist pre-sales begin 22 October, with further dates opening 28 October. Sign up for exclusive access: jeanmicheljarre.lnk.to/signu…
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“And now we move on to liars.” instagram.com/p/DeKiM9wAEqU/…

Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) • Instagram photos and videos

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"This competition is a sham, and a fraud, and a...sham!"
BBC Sport
@BBCSportSep 29
Damning.
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“So, I took the liberty of recording the conversation.”
Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 9
Apple announces its Live Rewind feature for Apple Watch, which will allow users to view what was said around them in the previous 15 seconds. #AppleEvent
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“It’s a wig.”
MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoiceAug 5
I do NOT care what anyone says. This is proof that President Trump is aging in reverse. His hair looks absolutely amazing today ❤️
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"July the 19th. Why does that strike me as important?"
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“Would that be the day the Ice Age ended?” “No, Dougal. You can’t be that precise about the Ice Age.”
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“I’ll look it up in the diary...July 19th, on this day, eh, Galway liberated from Indians. Marathon becomes Snickers. Ah ha, Ted, Ice Age ends.”
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"Yes of course, he thought it would be a great idea, great fun, to pour water on this poor young novice's mattress. But of course, thirty years later, the smile has been very much wiped off Fr. Barry Kiernan's face."
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“Ah brilliant, Ted!” #VamosMexico
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“Here are some items which he specified you should have in the event of his death.”
eli is free@uncanny_eliJun 23
Replying to @uncanny_eli
turn around to the desk: Oh Fuck
Pennant with a swastika on it, behind a half mannequin wearing a Nazi hat

ALT Pennant with a swastika on it, behind a half mannequin wearing a Nazi hat

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“And now, we move on to liars.”
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“Father Crilly’s gone mad. It’s this football thing.” #fifaworldcup
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"Ha, those Protestants, up to no good as usual."
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"I mean, how could you get a perfectly square bit of black dirt on a window?"
Pediavenir@PediavenirJun 3
🚨🇫🇷 ALERTE INFO – Un touriste a filmé un CARRÉ dans le ciel à Paris.
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“And now we move on to liars…”
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“I can safely say you definitely, definitely won’t regret doing that.”
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"Anyone would think you'd want Ireland to lose the next Eurosong contest." #Eurovision
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