The Main Man!
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As the big paw of Godzilla makes a bigger shadow, Lobo can't help but cackle.
A weird chain-smoker cackle.
"BWAHAHA! EAT @#!*, lizard bastich!"
As quick as they come, he takes his big ass space gun and..
FRAAGG! FRAGGA! FRAAGG!
Pointing upwards like a mad dog, with the same
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+bullets he fragged Supes once!
All the while not having the slightest intention of moving from his spot, standing there, shooting at his foot.
"I hope t' space y'er durable. 'Cause Main Man ain't stoppin'!
M-A-Y-H-E-M , you @#*!!"
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Alarms around Tokyo blared, as the third onigiri was consumed in ways no human would ever would, Lobo pondered if Earth had any alarms for food indecency.
Although a very atractive idea, the colossal monster that could be viewed from here was /far/ more enticing +
+"It ain't even Main Man's birthday, Tokyo! And y'er givin' me a big fraggin' monster to rip to shreds?!
Ya shouldn't!"
As his big loud and obnoxious SpazFrag rolled to meet the King of Monsters, Lobo pondered all the gruesome and non friendly ways he could make mincemeat+
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"HEY! FRAGGER! MAIN MAN S'HERE TO REACH INTO Y'ER SPINE N'MAKE IT A JUMPROPE!
DON'T WORRY, S'GONNA BE SUPER FRAGGIN' FUN!"
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Lobo is currently eating unhealthy amounts of sushi.
That he stole from every single costumer.
Also the sushi place is on fire.
"MAN! Fireworks n' grub? Fraggin' Heaven!"
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"Wit' th' bastich around? Main Man can pummel th'bat boy like the best of 'em but fraggin' in Gotham cost extra."
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Lobo retweeted
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Mothra, the queen of monsters and guardian of the earth, landed with remarkable grace on the top of the headquarters of #๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐พฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ, compound eyes drifting over the city.
She came sensing the need for help and aide against the growing storms of evil.
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Lobo jumped from his bed, discarding various food items and corpse parts, as the yellow screen on his ship was beeping.
"Let's see what the frag was---" Then he saw the dreaded words LOW ACCOUNT BALANCE.
"WHAT?! AH'M TAKIN' JOBS! WAS TH' FRAGGIN' DEAL?! +
+ then a **second** notification appeared.
"Wazzit? #โ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐พฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ๐ฬฒ ?"
As his eyes read the multiversal announcement, a wicked grin appeared
"OH -HOH! Th'Main Man s'back, baby!
Squeeze this suckers for credits and then roll to fraggin' Space Vegas!"
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+"LOOKOUT, TOKYO, TH'MAIN BASTICH OF A CZARNIAN S'LOOKIN' F'ER SOME FRAGGIN!
I'M SQUEEZING FOR ALL Y'ER WORTH, EARTH! WO-HO-HO!"
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