It's October 21st!

Roz: I partied my ass off like a brain-damaged test monkey. Frasier: Allow me to congratulate you on your first science-related metaphor.

Niles: When Frasier was ten, he forged letters from Leonard Bernstein and told everyone they were pen pals.

Niles: With no electric gates, I'll just feel safer if I’m packing heat. Frasier: For Heaven's sake, you don't even know how to pack a lunch.

Frasier: I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, which called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!

Frasier: Wait, you joined a book club? Roz: Why is that so hard to believe? I like to read. Frasier: What's his name? Roz: Jason.

Niles: Her lips said, “no,” but her eyes said, "read my lips.”

Gone, but not forgotten. We remember all who lost their lives during the September 11th attacks. Among them, Frasier co-creator David Angell and his wife Lynn. May the world find time to pause in loving unity over the events of 9/11 and all senseless violence. #September11  #NeverForget #911Remembrance

Daphne: And you'd think that being engaged, I'd have a guaranteed date. But no! Donny had to go to Florida, his grandmother. She'd do anything to come between us. Martin: Oh, what did she do this time? Daphne: She died.

Niles: Don’t you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy!

Daphne: Who won the squash game?   Frasier: Oh, Daphne, it's not about winning or losing, it's about the thrill of the competition.   Martin: Congratulations, Niles.   Niles: Thanks, Dad. Pumped as I was, I don't think anybody could have beat me today, even an actual athlete.

Sherry: I love making people laugh. To me, humor is like medicine! Niles to Frasier: I guess we're in the placebo group.

Frasier: Now, where was I? Niles: You were last seen climbing Mount Ego.

Frasier: There was a delightful little restaurant just across the border. Martin: Well, the guide book said it was pretentious. Frasier: Perfect, let’s roll!

Frasier: Dad, the odds of my knowing the score to the Mariners game are about the same as you knowing the score to Pacific Overtures. ⚾️

Well, could be much better, but could be worse at my local library. Going to just trust the other seasons are checked out. 👍🏼

Daphne: ...he thinks his forehead looks a touch too big. Frasier: A touch? I look like a fugitive from Easter Island!

Niles: I have plans of my own for our anniversary that I'm very excited about. Frasier: Well, that's a very healthy approach, Niles. What are your plans Niles: Well, I thought I'd sit alone in my cavernous apartment while rocking back and forth while hugging my knees.