Bearer of the Curse
Cape Coral, FL
Joined April 2019
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When you feel bad about yourself, just remember you’re not as bad as the worthless, spineless individuals that sit on their phone in the left turn lane and hold up traffic
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There is never more hatred and malice in my heart than when I walk up to the only conventional chest fly machine in the gym and the guy who is on it tells me he has 7 sets left.
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Million dollar idea. Charlie Kirk painting, but they include the neck hole like how Jesus paintings keep the holes in his hands
Put 160 into a casino and came out with 5 cents. Mr. Brightside played as I left. I have never been closer to crashing out than today
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Mexican food for dinner tonight at the firehouse. We share a large bunk room for everyone to sleep in like office cubicles. These guys can’t stop farting. I can’t take it bro it’s like a fucking orchestra gaseous emissions it fucking reeks in here
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Told my dad a few months ago that leaving an old kayak in the side of our yard will kill the grass if it’s not moved. My dad said it’ll be fine
Suspiciously kayak shaped dead grass patch:
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Listening to a song that’s used as a sample in a rap song is the equivalent of seeing a Stan Lee cameo in a marvel movie
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*Yearly Recap*
Women Spoken Too: 5 *NEW RECORD*
Moves Made: 1 *NEW RECORD*
She Kinda Bad: 600
“Go Talk to Her” Avoided: 9 *ALL TIME LOW*
Nights Alone: 365
League Rank: Gold 4
There is nowhere left to go but up