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@FreebasedSlinky

spoon fed bluegrass and weird jams since birth, my job is making sure people’s phones work.

 Baltimore, MD
Joined November 2011
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Ravens Nation 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 (@LiveRavenNation) profile pictureRavens Nation 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀
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Ravens CB Marlon Humphrey could be headed for a reduced role, per @TheAthletic.
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Having Jordan Love and Christian Watson is like having Thor’s hammer
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Me watching football every week since 10/18/26
Nic Mason (@British_Raven19) profile pictureNic Mason
@British_Raven19Nov 6
Me for the next 10 days with that dreadful Ravens performance marinating in my head.
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Is this that public school execution they’ve been talking about
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I mean if you are getting boo’d in your own stadium when ticket prices are cheaper than parking, I think that is an indication that you need to step up your level of play. That’s just my thoughts though.
Josh Berman (@NextNetworkJosh) profile pictureJosh Berman
@NextNetworkJoshNov 5
Please don’t boo Mark Andrews tonight in intros. He has done so much good for this team and city over the years and he doesn’t deserve that. I hope we see less and less of him on the field as the season progresses, because he’s been a complete liability but he does not deserve to be booed during his intro after all he’s done for us
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Nancy mace about to drop the onlyfans
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I voted 50 times today without an ID Come get me my name is Mark Andrews and I play in the NFL for the Baltimore Ravens
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) profile pictureU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Calvin
@FlockCwoodNov 3
Mine did today. His name is Mark Andrews and he’s a TE for the Baltimore ravens
Greensboro Police Department (@GSO_Police) profile pictureGreensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceNov 2
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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Wrote in Joe Fagnano for Governor of Maryland Poll worker told me he wasn’t on the ballot. I told her he wasn’t supposed to be the Ravens starting QB either She started crying, stood up, and led the entire polling station in the national anthem This is bigger than football
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I love watching shit like this and it not upsetting me at all knowing that it was made by a very, very sad likely inbred person who’s team has existed since 1960 and has no SuperBowl win at all…ever…they lost 4 in a row tho…that’s quite the accomplishment…
David Lonneville (@DLonnevilleNFL) profile pictureDavid Lonneville
@DLonnevilleNFLNov 3
Poor Ravens fans
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QB1, QB2, QB3 and QB4 hurt 🥀
Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) profile pictureBaltimore Ravens
@RavensNov 3
We held a walk-through Monday; our report is a practice estimation.
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On Election Day, I’d just like to remind you that not only is the AI bubble going to burst…the technology itself is going to make us stupid as fuck. Please stop using it and vote against it in every way possible.
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WHY?? 😩 #RavensFlock #Birdland
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Oh my god we are so fucked
NFL Rumors (@nflrums) profile pictureNFL Rumors
@nflrumsNov 2
🚨 The #Ravens are expected to call the #Bears about QB Tyler Bagent Bagent knows the offense the Ravens run
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One of the first times in a long time I completely skipped mad and went right to sad
Zach Bollinger (@zachbollinger18) profile pictureZach Bollinger
@zachbollinger18Nov 1
This has to be a top 5 worst day as a Ravens fan I can remember over the last decade.
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Eating the species that’s eating our crabs
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Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoNov 1
Schools in Maryland are serving an invasive catfish for lunch to stop its spread Blue catfish have been eating native species, including blue crabs and white perch
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Being a Baltimore sports fan is like stumping your toe while walking on Legos as you try to escape a burning house fire.
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I hate Declan Doyle. Please take him someone else. This is not sarcastic at all.
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