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michael πŸŽƒ

@FreesideMike

aerospace engineer | dog and cat dad | chicken mom | god's filthiest commie | Texan 🀠| 32 | Free Palestine πŸ‰

 Seattle, WA
Joined November 2017
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You will never feel ready because it’s not a feeling it’s a decision.
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Big Tits Energy βœ… Big Sunglasses βœ…
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Eddie
@eddi3_trades8h
single mom pussy grip like a corporate handshake
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whyd this blow up 😭 😭
michael πŸŽƒ (@FreesideMike) profile picturemichael πŸŽƒ@FreesideMike10h
My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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love my grandma tho she highkey a real one
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My grandma used to say I was gunna break hearts when I got older. Grandma the hoes are stringing me up by my intestines.
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why is 95% of men’s fashion just pants that are too tight or pants that are too baggy?
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Not voting isn’t revolutionary, edgy or cool. It’s cowardly, lazy, privileged and stupid.
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da fuck you want me to do about it??
GH HILL (@GHHILL1911) profile pictureGH HILL
@GHHILL1911Oct 27
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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Blizzard should double down on damage-based racials but they put a chip in your brain that detonates if you think about anything other than fantasy when picking your wow race
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OG SNARK β˜•οΈ (@SnarkingIsLegal) profile picture
OG SNARK β˜•οΈ@SnarkingIsLegal15h
New tattoo, for Hila ❀️
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Never seen an emotionally available person attract emotionally unavailable people.
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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 27
the β€œchange” in question:
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Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 27
Gal Gadot votes in Israel’s election today: β€œI’m voting for change.”
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kerbal ahh company
Cowboy Space Corp. (@CowboySpaceCorp) profile pictureCowboy Space Corp.
@CowboySpaceCorpOct 27
β€œIt's a fundamentally novel approach to rocketry in the modern era, in our opinion. [...] The cargo vehicle is the payload in space.”
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@angel_0f_deathxOct 27
the sluttiest, sexiest thing a person can do is vote blue in the midterms
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btw these H3 guys were doing a ton of zionist pro-genocide propaganda and harassing and threatening everyone. it's not just podcast drama they were actually evil
Chit TalkerπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@RealChitTalker) profile pictureChit TalkerπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@RealChitTalkerOct 27
Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"
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TracketPacer@TracketPacerOct 27
accurate
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@Swole_MedicOct 27
Artemis I tested bondage suits in Orion.
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Noelle Capili-Ruiz@MxNoelleOct 28
A waterbender cumbending
BowTiedYukon (@BowTiedYukon) profile pictureBowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 25
This is gayer than getting a handjob from the homies
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@justjargonsOct 27
We actually SHOULD sacrΔ±fice one billionaire a week until rent is under $700 again.
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