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Joined June 2023
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The king of men is tall and strong, Stacking cubes all day long.
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When I get to 110 Then I become the king of men
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Telling my wife not to have the baby tomorrow because it's clocktower Tuesday. Wish me luck.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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Our store is playing Christmas music. So fucking disrespectful to turkeys, man. Bah humbug.
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*dark out at 5:30pm* Man, I saved so much daylight today.
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Look, there's a decent chance that you know a Nebraska fan or someone who knows a Nebraska fan, etc etc. Check on them. Say hi. Grab a drink. Be present. Just be there.
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What an absolute fucking mess. It's impossible to be a husker.
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As soon as we missed the field goal I knew it was gonna be a classic game. It's unbelievable.
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I could use a dull day around here
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Guys, stop having fights at Dunkin
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I could make turnkey tokenized deposits sexy
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Safe travels to all the homies headed to nyc!
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Sell in may and go away. Sell in June you big buffoon. Sell in July and go away, fly. Sell in August and and leave, honest. Never forget to sell in September. Sell in October and leave on a rover. Remember remember to sell in November. Sell in December you aren't a member
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Coming up on the final days until kiddo #2 is born. Got me shaking in my boots.
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My toxic trait is, I'll let shit slide a million times, then randomly decide TODAY is the day EVERYONE learns a fucking lesson
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