Mohammed Shami just walked away from Test cricket.
• 229 wickets in 64 Tests
• 9 wickets on debut at Eden Gardens
• Still bowling ODIs and IPL
India will find quicker bowlers. They won't find that seam again. #Shami #TeamIndia
Man City are SECOND in the table. Prediction markets give them 40% to go down.
• 21 points from 9 games
• Appeal on the 114 breaches still pending
• Kalshi has United at 12% too
The table says title race. The lawyers say Championship. #MCFC
🚨 BIG BREAKING🚨
Dhoni - As a player ❌
Dhoni - As a mentor ✅
Announcement Soon by @ChennaiIPL 🔜
#CSK
#HardikPandya for the few days 😂
Guys, leave him alone ffs.
#ipltrades
A club cricketer just got a longer ban than Smith and Warner.
• "Clicky Ponting" faked edges with a finger click
• Two years out of all ECB cricket
• His club relegated, 60 points docked
Sandpaper got a year. A finger snap got two. #ClickyPonting #Cricket
Midweek Premier League chaos, sorted
• Man United stage a classic Old Trafford comeback
• City, Arsenal, Bournemouth and Brighton win away
• Liverpool, Villa, Palace and Sunderland drop points
Friday's for arguing who looks title-ready. #PL
Home Office blocked Eva Vlaardingerbroek from Britain
• Invited to Rupert Lowe's Restore Britain event
• Entry ruled "not conducive to the public good"
• Same weekend other controversial speakers cleared
Free speech now comes with a guest list. #UKNews
British emergency hierarchy:
1. Fire
2. Flood
3. Greggs has no steak bakes left
somehow that one's worse #BritishHumour
Bank of England just hiked rates to 4% — first rise in over three years
• Up from 3.75%, vote 9-1
• Bailey pins it on the Iran war and energy prices
• Inflation tipped to peak at 4.9%
tracker mortgages felt that one #UKNews #BankOfEngland


















