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Kanye needs you Kimberly
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realest shit my teacher ever said was keep your eyes on your own paper
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Waking up at 7AM after sleeping at 4:30AM.
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Double Frost Blue Performance Model 3 and Y look so good on @UnpluggedTesla RWs
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Just opened a laptop from 2020
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Honey wake up sneaker twitter is back
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I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.
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"Nothing from my end, thanks"
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a lil 9-5 with a lil fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world 😂😂😂
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> be born in 2002 > pandemic takes your high school years > ai takes your uni years > unemployment takes the rest of your years it's all over
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the reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start
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me tomorrow
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Any carts for sale?
Adidas Yeezy Boost 350 V2 “Beluga 2.0” released on this day 8 years ago (November 25th, 2017). Who still wears their Yeezys? 💬
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Islam Makhachev if they removed grappling from ufc #UFC322
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Get your wife pregnant in February. Paternity leave in November. Thank me later.
‘GTA 6’ has been delayed to November 19, 2026.
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This is how HR and finance guys arrive to tell you that there is no bonus this year
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I don’t hate stock wheels, but damn do they need spacers.
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Replying to @aarondotdev
Unmutes: "Nothing on my end"
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