amazon.com/When-Im-My-Knees-…
Just in case you wanted to purchase it for anyone you know 🤣
IIRC there was a prayer book for women written a few years ago called something like “When I’m Down On My Knees”.
Better Headline: “ATTEMPTED MURDER OF INNOCENT PIGEON WHICH SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED THOROUGHLY!”
nbcnews.com/news/world/pigeo…
Hey everyone, I know things have been quiet, but I just wanted to share what I’ve been working on for the past few months.
I also want to thank Patrick Jean for being such an amazing director to work with.
I think this is some of my best work so far.
vimeo.com/458482780
I’m glad that Mom is helping with the election, but I really wish she would stop referring to it as “Working The Poles.”
Ok, I realize that she’s actually saying “Polls” but still…
I guess this means I’m homophonic.
For those of you who have been around this Twitter thing for a long time, let me ask you a question: “Do you know what was 10 years ago?”
Answer: The SF Tweetup.
(Yes, also the iPad, but who cares about that.)
Don‘t tell me what to do!
After all, some of us have been waiting for some actual “feetie” content for years.
I mean, I wasn‘t going to, but now that you‘ve made it a “rule“…
…yeah, still no. I don‘t get why feet are a “thing“ for some people. #NoJudgement #iJustDontGetIt
Spineless Stefanik is technically my congressperson. I cannot wait until Trump drags her down with his sinking ship. We deserve better.
#ByeByeElise
Yeah… I miss my Twitter pals and I miss the days when this was our happy place to come and tell dumb jokes.