Now boarding at The Funroe Institute: one toaster flying unsupervised over Heathrow, a mushroom that brings its own guests, an orb grown in a lab and a lake monster on payroll. Keep hands, feet and little people inside the ride. ✨🪡
SOURCES (1/2) ✨🪡
Toaster: airproxboard.org.uk/Document… metro.co.uk/2026/10/25/ba-pl…
Pavilion: sciencedaily.com/releases/20… doi.org/10.1080/00275514.202…
Welcome to The Funroe Institute. Today the vault came back raccoon, the trip happened in a tube, the cat stopped coming back and the extinct thing was on the fence the whole time. Attractions below. Hands and feet inside the vault at all times. ✨🪡
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All this recent talk of Templar reminds me of the story of Solomon's treasure.🪙🏛️🧶













