Just because you're buying a $200 doesn't make the person who's ringing you up any less of a person you should treat respectfully
Lizzy Upland retweeted
Is Bette Midler in the new souvenir program for “Hello, Dolly!” or is it just pictures of David Hyde Pierce in front of a curtain
Haven't even met up with my parents yet and they're already managing to piss me off #happyfamilyvacation
Okay people here stand grossly close to each other... if you get hit with my backpack it's only like 25% my fault
Lizzy Upland retweeted
Donald Trump’s lawyer hired a lawyer. Not a good look when your counsels for the Russia probe are stacked like nesting dolls.
After living here for 2 yrs & interacting with a diverse variety of people, I can safely say that middle aged white women are the rudest
Literally my least favorite Tony's of all time #getoffthestagebette



