when ancient things cry, mortal minds weep too. most sane sensei, a fool and living paradox. YOU CANT COMPREHEND MY GENIUS!
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New gooning meta released😭
打飞机小技巧
千万不要一上来就疯狂上下撸鸡巴，那是最普通的菜鸟打法，射出来又飘又短，感觉跟没射一样。真正能把高潮顶到脑子空白的，是会阴+冠状沟一起同步刮。
快到临界点的时候，立刻把一只手腾出来，用中指和食指找到蛋蛋和屁眼中间那块软肉，轻轻往下压住别搓，另一只手只用指腹在冠状沟那一圈来回慢慢刮，力度比平时轻一半。这时候整根会突然胀得更硬，腰眼自己往上顶，精液那股冲动被压在中间又急又沉。
等真正射的时候，刮的那只手稍微加速，但会阴那只手死死压住别松。你会感觉精液是从更里面一股股被挤出来的，射的时间会多停半拍到一拍，喷得又沉又猛，腿直接软，声音根本憋不住。射完再慢慢松开，别一下子全放开。
第一次试的人基本都会叫出声，力度先从轻开始找位置，找到刚好压住又不会疼的那个点就行，别一上来就用死力把会阴按青了。练几次就知道力度了，比单纯撸管爽太多。
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GhosT | Otogi's Husband retweeted
Uhm... this bed is getting too crowded... I might need to sleep on the bottom of the bed or the floor....
At least my students are happy ! Good night !!!
GhosT | Otogi's Husband retweeted
Mega Golisopod lmao
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GhosT | Otogi's Husband retweeted
Woa ! It's the Gamers from Millenium !
Let's give them a warm welcome !!!!!
I ALMOST FORGOT...
Skyrim turned 15 yesterday!!!
This game was one of the first I've ever played and I still play it today!
Hundreds upon hundreds of hours I put into this world.
This game helped me through dark times and more.
So many memories, so many conversations and new friends made because of this game!
Happy Birthday Skyrim!
And thank you for everything!
Living as an Otaku in Germany is like searching water in the desert
Here is the issue with buying merch in Germany:
- only very few shops exist
- if you find a nerd shop, it’s Harry Potter and Star Wars
- if you find one with Japanese stuff, it‘s only the top 5 shonen
- if you find something beyond that, it‘s bootleg
I can recommend AKIBA though
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