GDP Patriot🇩🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺

Might be because I'm totally drunk right now, but we should deport all Third World ideologues in the West to Moscow and nuke that shit. Would be so fucking funny.

THE 🇩🇪 PUBLIC PENSION HAS TO BE 100% PRIVATIZED Under current law, the discounted present value of payroll taxes and future benefits means that Gen Z will pay more into the system than it will ever receive in benefits. Let Gen Z invest that money in index funds📈instead!

ATTENTION: I NEED 15 MORE INVESTMENT BANKERS IN ORDER TO JOIN THE 500 CLUB... (Also, got new pfp)

California once every 4 years:

Because MAGA got wiped out last night, I can go back to supporting old-school Republicans now. Time to cut your granny's social security & medicare, reduce budget deficits, and implement the destination-based cash flow tax.

My advice to the GOP: You don't have to support amnesty, abortion, and affirmative action. You just have to drop the slopulism and respect US institutions. You will sacrifice low-propensity "working class" voters, but you will take back control of affluent suburbs (big 🏆).

The American people to Trump last night:

Episode VI: The Return of the Romney Republicans

Without doubt, the single most important election for me. Fuck the Wealth Tax and Fuck Zucman. Saving and Investment in the Golden State is safe. And no, slopulist tax policy IS NOT popular.

Ok, Susan Collins just conceded. IT'S OVER

Texas voters did some eugenics tonight as they voted to get rid of Governor Hot Wheels.

🚨🚨🚨CODE BLUE 🔵🔵🔵 The Donkey🫏SMASHED the Elephant🐘. I repeat: The Donkey 🫏SMASHED the Elephant🐘.

Ok, this is a blood bath. MAGA is dead. Also, the Ghost of Lindsey Graham punishes his sister for her low-IQ foreign policy stances, lol.

Accurate ROTS Anakin reaction:

Never forget that Liberal Internationalist WASP Republicans from New England helped build those magnificent Twin Towers. Some jokingly referred to the towers as Nelson and David Rockefeller. Neither Neocons nor MAGA Slopulists ever created something of that magnitude.