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I’m going to attempt expressing Max’s anal glands tomorrow (I’m so fucking scared) …then wash and dry him, which isn’t an issue 🧍

Pesto is disgusting. There, I said it. Pesto is 1 simple way to ruin some pasta.

Recommend me a book Last time I asked someone to recommend me a book (around mid-covid time) he said ‘The Kite Runner’, to which I didn’t like. Why didn’t I like it? I can’t recall a single thing about it.

WE WILL REMEMBER THEM 💘 (yes, I’m late & there’s no poppy emoji)

I wash the clothes I wear in public as soon as I come home idgaf

Pretending

Tucked up & entering the land of dreams 🤗

Maximus whilst I’m in the midst of an internal breakdown:

On the plus side those Vortioxitine antidepressants are great for losing all brain fog. I successfully installed a new blind without breaking or smashing anything in anger

Emergency phone call review on Thursday morning with psychiatrist oh please drug me harder with those mood stabilisers King (I need voluntary euthanasia to be legalised)

Me happily listening to anyone because I don’t want to input in a conversation ever I just wanna go home

Called the Mental Health team, left a message as I was advised, but since then I took 2 Diazepam & don’t give a fuck anymore I’ve put myself to bed 🤗

Chain smoking IDGAF anymore

Spent 2 hours building a chest of drawers and made one mistake but it can stay a mistake as nothings perfect and nothings matters

People are genuinely gagging over her words but it is the most basic of human behaviours and simply common sense

When I saw the Devil in my old house when I was probably 6 years old and he laughed at me until I cried then he disappeared in front of my eyes

Hi