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Hey, guys. Mummy here. You like my theme music? I asked for "dramatic processional," and I think they delivered. It'll lighten up later when I breakdance. #MST3K

Scooby-Doo will run by any second. #MST3K

Eat it, Six Flags. We got this. #MST3K

The Greeks were like the anteaters of antiquity. #MST3K

I'd give real money if she'd shut up. #MST3K

The first Ozempic patient. #MST3K

They gave her a Hugh Hefner smoking jacket. #MST3K

Bet they don't have olive loaf there. #MST3K

Lotta inventory in that game, Pearl. #MST3K

Dad, could you maybe put on a hat? #MST3K

Boy, howdy. #MST3K

Take that, counter culture. #MST3K

Need I describe how he stood with us against the goons and truncheons of Peabody Mining? A loyal friend to the union! #MST3K

This is 100% pure democracy. #MST3K

Wow, hostile vibes here at Deathsport HQ. #MST3K

Hey, Sting of Death and the Police! #MST3K

Are cowboys gunfighting nearby? #MST3K

Wait, wait, turn around, go back! I forgot the beer cooler. #MST3K

...And he smashes right into a big ol' rock. #MST3K

Welcome back to the #MST3K Blockbuster Review, featuring the summer movies that, thanks to an amendment tacked onto last year's highway bill, we're all required to see.