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World Series of dice champion. #1 pick in the Racial Draft. Will still eat cup noodles but I'll no longer be broke in the mind. Shield of Rosaria

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Joined March 2019
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How can anyone take this shit seriously? If a guy in a bar talked like that you’d shift your seat. Why is this taken seriously???
ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt says God promised Israel to the Jews "thousands of years ago."
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Every Israeli company is a terrorist cell waiting to be activated.
BREAKING: 🇪🇸 At least 68 people have died and 80 others injured after a train crash in Spain. Investigators say it’s due to an “inexplicable” safety error after a “widespread computer communications failure.” It’s the THIRD train crash in Spain this year. ISRAEL warned Spain they would pay a “heavy price” and for some reason an Israeli railway cyber firm recruited Spain’s former railway safety chief/transport secretary… 🤔 May God rest their souls and bring ease to their families 🙏🏼
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
when an ugly bitch calls you twin
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Come on man
i just accepted this omfg im cooked
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them
NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
this is what Ed Sheeran was trying to silence
macklemore met injured Palestinian children who survived the genocide in Gaza who attended his Paris concert
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
Your shitty little rape colony wasn’t even in existence 109 years ago. They lie and they lie and they lie and…
This Saturday marks the 109th anniversary of the Battle of Beersheba, a pivotal military victory marked by the charge of the Australian Light Horse Brigade. The Embassy of Israel in Australia honours the bravery of the Australian soldiers who fought there and remembers those who lost their lives, many of whom were laid to rest at the Be’er Sheva ANZAC War Cemetery in Israel 🇮🇱🇦🇺 Lest We Forget.
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
LEBRON (sponsored by Polymarket) THROWS IT DOWN, THE 76ERS (sponsored by Kalshi) HAVE TIED IT, IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT YOU DON’T LIKE NBA (brought to you by Draft Kings) BASKETBALL, we’ll be back after these messages (Fanduel ad)
The Philadelphia 76ers have struck a multi-year deal with Kalshi to make Kalshi its official prediction market partner. Sixers say they're the 1st NBA team to name an official prediction market partner, and are following in the footsteps of the NBA's deals this week.
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
Like this?
I’m voting for the party that didn’t celebrate the murder of Charlie Kirk. Thanks.
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“The more I studied Zionism, the more I realized that every inch of Israel is Palestine. It was always Palestine.” —Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Benjamin Moser.
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ok…
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
Never forget during Bruno he was walking around the Middle East tauting Arabs to attack him but they all were kind to him and the people that did attack him were Israelis and he was forced to break character and remove it from the movie.
Me movie comin to Prime Video dis Wendesday, it 89 minute long, dere’s 14400 minutes in a day meanin u’ll be able to watch it 161 times a day for de rest of ya lives for free
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
I’m sorry but I’m still laughing at this
Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
Why do you make your employees work 60-hour weeks with no overtime pay?
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
If White People Sold Plates 😭😭 IG: tomfeeback
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This is the biggest problem with religion. She is a literal sex worker, has had premarital sex, drinks, smokes, got tattoos, etc…… but Halloween is where she draws the line for her relationship with God 💀
India Love RESPONDS to her chat telling her to do a Halloween cosplay like Yonna, saying she won’t because Halloween is the devil’s holiday and anyone who dresses up for it is worshipping the devil, implying Yonna is a devil worshipper 👀
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
This really how people use ChatGPT too, I’m so fucking weak omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jamal Johnson retweeted
Nigga investigating his pops
Jalen Brunson is a detective in the next episode of Law and Order SVU
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