If you want to be the smartest person in the room don’t go to bitcoin events.

So many places I’d love to be right now, but the only place I’m meant to be is staring at this rotted wet wood beneath the tile and busted waterproofing of my balcony

Nothing better than sleeping with windows open when it’s raining

Go ahead and judge me but I’m excited for the return of Ali G

Tesla Halloween is HORRIBLE. It was all cute while driving around with the ghosts and pumpkins, then I got home and parked in my garage. Wtf noise is spontaneously coming from my garage? Did a coyote follow me in? Is my water heater gurgling? Nearly scheduled technician before realizing is the fking Tesla making crazy noises from the external speakers.

This whole flying cars thing has made me realize I have a shit ton to accomplish.

Sometimes you just need to cut open your ceiling to find out what seemed like a devastating leak was actually just a very wet towel sitting on janky grouted tile for a little too long

Update: got four more quotes via thumbtack and I have secured a contractor. Balcony gmi! Sadly, the first quote was way off and the second quote was the general ballpark 😳

So, like, are we just admittedly paying women drivers less?

Imagine If… Two days in Nashville among friends - some old, some new, can inspire you, motivate you, challenge you, and make you feel more alive than you have in a while. Wgmi 🙏✌️ @bitkite @imagineif_bna

Anyone I know try @BiaNeuroscience? I have the @eightsleep (which is taking a total crap and not properly cooling so I’m in major sleep debt until my back-ordered pod 6 arrives) but sleep has always been a problem area…curious on this…

Thinking a lot lately. I’m the bitcoiner of the family, but the badasses are my parents. My pops procured fake passports for us to escape Iran, and my mom left with just me and my bro, whose ages did not even match said passport, waiting months for my dad to join. As much of a rebel as I like to think I am, I’ve never taken as big of a risk. Truly blessed.

I’m on a Southwest flight 😔 That’s all.

Is this what I get for always dunking on Texas weather? 🥵

I worked on this project for over three years. There are few things in this world more expensive to build, and less adaptable. I will say, they seemed to be the one industry as hated as bitcoin mining and probably data centers (within their local communities). Billions in govt subsidies well spent 😂

The joys of homeownership… Brought out 4 people for estimates on repair/renovation of an 8x20 balcony. 1st - 5k, 2nd -23k, the others - ghosted. Why is this so difficult?

I have been foam rolling wrong this whole time. Apparently buying one and leaving it in the corner isn’t enough.

Fellas - please stop lifting weights in your flip flops.

25 hour fast done, though I drank water. Wishing all a sweet new year.