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Another glorious day “pushing buttons” at 125mph as the ‘twitter brigade’ would have you believe.

Yuck half-term screaming kids.

Looks like another very easy day. Im not taking no dispatch from scabs.

So today I will be mostly acting as a chauffeur for the feral humans of the west of england.

Ffs @networkrail TVSC… why are you so useless?

Ffs. No I wont make a special stop at your station because you decided to buy that tin of booze at Sainsburys instead of getting your train. Wait just like normal people.

Humbug the lot of ya!

Mumble bloody tourists,

God I feel so tired…. All the time. Cant be long covid as not had (confirmed) covid.

Great another evening dealing with drunk morons. Drinking to celebrate or drinking to drown sorrows. Remember you versus train isn’t going to end well for you and stay BEHIND THE F***ING YELLOW LINE!!!!!

Remember we cant stop like a car or swerve out the way. The yellow line is there for a reason… do as your told.

Anti vaxers not welcome on my trains. If I find you……. Theres actually f all I can do about it.

First Sunday in ages…. Yep weekend passengers still exist and seem to be more stoooopid than ever.

Great sweet f all on TV. Something called Eurovision that no sane country wants to win due to the obscene cost of hosting the next year.

This button is the bane of my life TVSC!!! Just stop b****y regulating me.

Good Evening sirs, madams and Zes.