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Joined September 2017
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Señor Tilt
@senortiltNov 7
🏎️ The $750,000 GENGAR FERRARI SF90 HAS BEEN PULLED 🏎️ Someone just ripped a Grand Prix pack on Tilt Rips and changed their life with one of the biggest wins in GACHA HISTORY. • 5,000x Multiplier • 32 year old husband and father of 1 from Alabama • Picked "risky" setting and had "instant rip" on • He initially thought he won $7,500 not $750,000 Our pack values are FAIR and LEGIT. We changed a customer's life tonight. Should we put another Ferrari into the pack? I vote yes. Senor
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Shitty Gamer Takes retweeted
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Cloudbet
@CloudbetNov 4
We are giving away 100 free spins (shots in this case 😉) for new sign ups who deposit $30! Promo code GHOST26 for 100 free bets for Fearshot: Phantom Mansion 🔥
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30MG@amphetamin30mgOct 14
You don't need a perfect week to build a better life. You need to stop letting one bad morning decide the rest of it.
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just an average day in lumbridge sniping goblins
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Has ShitpostRock ever had a good take?
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This account admin clearly failed. They were fired. New admins that have feel will be posting moving forward.
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feedback listened to. Gold check coming off. Will do a blue one cuz we like seeing insights of the page "promoting" is the wrong word, i thought it was funny and obvious it was to dunk on him. Lesson learned. Your new king will get better here. We appreciate all feedback
the tummy tickler :) (@WeeedzMane420) profile picturethe tummy tickler :)@WeeedzMane420Sep 30
Replying to @GamerTakes
if you’re being sincere then you definitely shouldn’t have the blockchain game affiliation, checkmark or be promoting random garbage posts like this one
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ai Gaming videos are getting out of hand
petey (@peteyburn) profile picturepetey
@peteyburnSep 29
fuck it Halo Big Team Battle on Modern Warfare 2 Rust All controllers compatible, all devices 32 players max Supports MW2 and Halo maps
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yall didn't like this shitty gamer take ? audience didn't like my humor i apologize
Shitty Gamer Takes (@GamerTakes) profile pictureShitty Gamer Takes@GamerTakesSep 30
Ethan Keiser created an app that could fake a live stream and fake fame. He figured out the perfect in between of people's wants, needs, and fun He made an in real life video game, and for that I applaud him.
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Ethan Keiser
@itsEthanKeiserSep 29
My ex broke up with me four days before my app went viral. At the time, I was worth less than $50K. She wanted princess treatment. Since then, my app has generated over $4M and continues to grow. I'm currently making around 1.1M a year and I’ll never have to work again. She failed out of medical school and now lives with her family. I think she’s in medical sales now. That breakup unlocked a demon in me. I stopped going out and poured everything into my app. Made video after video until I figured out a marketing strategy that worked. I never wanted to feel inadequate again. Now I’m 35 with a few million in the bank. I have control over my time, the freedom to do whatever I want, and dating options that feel endless. She had the winning ticket. She just sold too soon. Her motivating me to make millions wasn't enough, i want followers on X too. I'm new to X and I'd love it if this story got me some followers.😂😂😂
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Ethan Keiser created an app that could fake a live stream and fake fame. He figured out the perfect in between of people's wants, needs, and fun He made an in real life video game, and for that I applaud him.
Ethan Keiser (@itsEthanKeiser) profile pictureEthan Keiser
@itsEthanKeiserSep 29
My ex broke up with me four days before my app went viral. At the time, I was worth less than $50K. She wanted princess treatment. Since then, my app has generated over $4M and continues to grow. I'm currently making around 1.1M a year and I’ll never have to work again. She failed out of medical school and now lives with her family. I think she’s in medical sales now. That breakup unlocked a demon in me. I stopped going out and poured everything into my app. Made video after video until I figured out a marketing strategy that worked. I never wanted to feel inadequate again. Now I’m 35 with a few million in the bank. I have control over my time, the freedom to do whatever I want, and dating options that feel endless. She had the winning ticket. She just sold too soon. Her motivating me to make millions wasn't enough, i want followers on X too. I'm new to X and I'd love it if this story got me some followers.😂😂😂
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Thoughts?
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Hey everyone New ownership is back and active ❤️ send us your shitty gamer takes 📩
Shitty Gamer Takes (@GamerTakes) profile pictureShitty Gamer Takes@GamerTakesJul 14
hi there folks, long time no see. passing this account off to someone else again. hopefully this time they have fun and it sticks, and they keep this account going for awhile!! i'm married now, technically because of this account! so, thank you for the fun and not-so-fun. bye!
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Would you rather skateboard in MW2 or shoot people in Skate 2?
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If only there was a way we could purchase and play games without an online connection… 🤔
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I would actually pay so much for a proper Steam port of inFAMOUS 1 and 2. An actual phenomenal series
𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐎𝐧𝐞 🌹 (@ashenone_vi) profile picture𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐎𝐧𝐞 🌹
@ashenone_viJul 14
This is why PC emulation rules 🔥 inFAMOUS at 4K and 60 FPS on RPCS3 looks and plays better than it ever did on the original PS3. Emulation is the ultimate form of game preservation.
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Indie Game Joe (@IndieGameJoe) profile pictureIndie Game Joe
@IndieGameJoeJul 14
A new game has been announced where you and your friends crew the world's worst airline - Pilot the plane or work inside the cabin - Physics-based co-op - Dynamic weather and turbulence - Passengers expect food and drinks It's called Dear Passengers. Would you play this?
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