Mr. Magnanimous

We're fighting with swords later if u wanna come thru

I thought piano man was like a marvel type hero character until recently

Posting cryptic things to Facebook like "The government can't stop me from fulfilling my destiny" and getting absolutely no interaction except an uncle who keeps reacting with the head exploding emoji.

You look like you'd be into backyard wrestling (non pejoratively)

Most ghosts are actually incredibly horny

Uit appears that under the Other Relevant Experience section you wrote "every thug needs a good girl, every good girl needs a man". Care to elaborate on that?

Filming and approaching attractive people on the bus and holding up on of those little microphones: Chimps or bonobos?

I love the smell of wokeness in the morning

Tragedy today out of Steampunk City as a gizmo went off in a crowded dirigible station. The investigation is still ongoing, though the Order of Disgruntled Gentlemen has claimed credit for the attack.

Sneezed so loud on the sidewalk the neighbors doorbell went, "hi you are currently being recorded"

Back in my day we didn't have no 'en passent' we played real mother fuckin chess

We're all gathering around my psp and watching the joe dirt umd I have later if you want to come thru

Oh so now my "eat ass smoke grass" mug isn't work appropriate

Birds are so fly

I took 100 busses to get here

This is just what "a little bit of stick it to 'em" looks like folks