Chevreuse

Hello Twitter, my name's Chevreuse, you can call me Chevy if we're friends. I'm the Captain of the Maison Gardiennage Special Security and Surveillance Patrol, so make sure to keep your distance and keep your cool, otherwise we might have problems!

Hello my little genshits

// nice

// am I too unhinged on here? Should I scale it back slightly?

Rawdogging work on three hours of sleep and by work I mean Chi- this fried chicken I'm eating and by rawdogging I mean cramming as much of it in my face as humanly possible cause this mfer *starving* 🤤🤤🤤

Bleh

No the fuck they are not

Sometimes a few days go by and you realize you've achieved nothing and it's like oops haha

Born to be a lesbian girl failure, forced to be a responsible police working adult

Dawg I'm right where I want to be leave me tf alone

It seems I struck a nerve

Paimon should jump off a bridge and not fly afterward

Bonjour mes amis, comment tu t'appelles?

Chat I got a website n' shit send me stuff or smth gardechevy.straw.page

Man some of the ladies I've met on my travels in the years have been so fuckin' hot... I have no reason for mentioning this but I was thinking about it and needed to voice it

Fuck

I'm so fucking gay

I have learned the hard way that I cannot put my pants in the washing machine... now my pants are a size too small and I look like goddamn Yelan bruh... idk how that woman wears pants so tight

Fuck yeah bitches

Guh... I tripped while doing morning formation and the entire fuckin' squad I was with laughed at me. Even got mud in my mouth cause we were getting ready to do a *literal* field exercise. I may just uh... may just turn into Primordial Water from embarassment...