@GarlotsBack

it’s like he’s in some king of… hungry shark…/read pinned/lmk if i follow anyone weird/don’t take EVERYTHING I say seriously/#sharktwt

 Any place with water ionno man
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Joined February 2025
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When you find out your goat washed 💔💔💔
🩷🐦‍⬛✨ minty dont got a single songle@mintyAAAAAAAAAA16h
dear lord
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I made this post just over an hour ago and it’s already at 1k what the fuck
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devil jay cry🇦🇿🤝🇺🇦🇵🇸@LEWHOREO13h
signing my divorce papers with the penyatta
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Had an el macho
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zeeck 🌬️🛒🛒@zeeck200316h
This what people who listen to the undertale soundtrack think rap music sounds like
tororosso@itgetstoapointtOct 25
how yeat sounds when you are not 12 yo anymore
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Fifth option: also mastodon
Tommy Siegel
@TommySiegel22h
a guide to the many twitters
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Humans should be given longer arms so we can knuckle walk without issue
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Dude being a chicken and getting a whole lettuce kebab all to yourself must be fucking immaculate
Наташа Переводчица
@humortranslateOct 25
Сухопутные пираньи
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I would kill for this kind of mobility bruh I’d be moving like King Kong 3 hours a day
SliceOfBred🍞@slice_bred11h
#forsaken #forsakenroblox
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Krabb #NUMBER1ENFORCERFAN@TheKrabquelOct 24
173cm and 80kg with <10% body fat Is this guy made out of fucking tungsten
🕷 Scary Deya 🕸@_MothlingOct 24
"body fat percentage is in the single digits" what the FUCK was kenjaku doing to him in utero 😭
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Thinking about two potential DT creatures Carbonemys as a survivor, Megistotherium as a killer
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Dude laughing like a grandpa hyena
OptimaEXE@optimaexe14h
I have a laughing disorder
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Friend group going crazy
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Someone with this pfp liked my post
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☆ミRA3YZZ@sh33py_dreamz14h
?!?!@?HEEEELP HELP SOMEONE JELP
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The scum of the earth to “smol widdle baby” pipeline has to be studied bruh fuck millennials
Hellaverse On Prime
@HellaversePrimeOct 24
Protect this sweet little owlet AT ALL COSTS!
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Heartwarming: young lass finds a way to get the entire helluva boss script on her pants
˚ ༘♡·Slasher·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ@lycanslasherOct 24
lets all start dressing like our roblox avatars bro fuckit
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Someone gift me the zombie fit and oozing Oscar and I will spare you
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DVDEE@OswaldPrototypeOct 25
im late but i had to make this lmao #thehollow
MEATPERS0N@accountfortier4Oct 24
Am I annoying yet?
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HES TWEAKIN
Gamesba30 (status: spooky scary skeletons)@Macsiel172166Oct 24
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