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1/ How the Board picks. 🎩
No hunches. Every pick has to pass the same rules, every time. 🧵 #GarrisonBoard
🪜 Step 1 of the Garrison $50 → $1,000 Ladder missed ❌
Gibbs needed 25 receiving yards and finished with 15.
The ladder restarts at $50.
Next step drops on the next official pick.
Drop a ❤️ if you're climbing with us.
#GarrisonBoard
Winner winner indeed. The Board had Elijah Higgins down for two catches in this one, and he delivered both. #GarrisonBoard
The Board had Ty Johnson down for two catches. He made three, this fourth-down grab for 18 included. #GarrisonBoard
The Board had Ashton Jeanty down for 25 receiving yards. He went for 64, this screen pass included. #GarrisonBoard
Ashton Jeanty takes the screen pass deep into the red zone!
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✅ Jeremiyah Love 8+ carries cashed.
Nine carries in the books before an ankle sent him to the tent.
The Board asked for eight and the young man paid in full early.
Cardinals 33, Cowboys 30 in overtime. Swift mend, sir.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #BirdGang
Jeremiyah Love 8+ carries −275
Cardinals at Cowboys · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 8+ carries in each of his last five (11, 9, 21, 14, 12).
The Cardinals keep feeding him. The Board is on it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Cardinals
✅ Elijah Higgins 2+ catches cashed.
Two grabs on four looks, exactly the pair the Board requested.
A gentleman needn't overdeliver when he delivers on time.
Cardinals 33, Cowboys 30 in overtime. Good evening, gentlemen.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #BirdGang
Elijah Higgins 2+ catches −200
Cardinals at Cowboys · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 2+ catches in each of his last five (3, 2, 3, 3, 3).
Tight end volume you can set your watch to. The Board is on it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Cardinals
✅ Ty Johnson 2+ catches cashed.
Three grabs on three targets, not a ball wasted.
The Board asked for a pair and the gentleman delivered a spare.
Bills 36, Ravens 10. Good evening, gentlemen.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #BillsMafia
Ty Johnson 2+ catches −190
Ravens at Bills · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 2+ catches in each of his last five (2, 4, 2, 4, 2).
Buffalo keeps finding him. The Board is all over it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Bills
❌ Tucker 35+ receiving yards fell short.
One target, no catches, on a day the Raiders found their yards elsewhere. The Board owns the miss and returns to the board.
Raiders 38, Jets 33.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Raiders
Tre Tucker 35+ receiving yards −225
Raiders at Jets · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 35+ receiving yards in each of his last five (43, 44, 41, 97, 103).
Two 95+ yard games in that stretch. The Board is riding the hot hand.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Raiders
❌ Meyers 25+ receiving yards fell short by a single yard.
Two catches, 24 yards. A gentleman accepts the inch as graciously as the mile, and the ledger turns the page.
Jaguars 42, Colts 7.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Jaguars
Jakobi Meyers 25+ receiving yards −200
Colts at Jaguars · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 25+ receiving yards in each of his last five (28, 64, 33, 37, 83).
Steady hands, steady yards. The Board likes it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Jaguars
❌ Aaron Jones 8+ carries fell short.
Five carries for 22 yards. The workload never came his way in Detroit, and the Board tips its hat to a ticket that simply never got the ball. On to the next.
Lions 19, Vikings 15.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Vikings
Aaron Jones 8+ carries −102
Vikings at Lions · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 8+ carries in each of his last five (23, 17, 20, 25, 8).
Near even money on a workhorse. The Board loves the price.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Vikings
❌ Gibbs 25+ receiving yards fell short.
Two catches for 15 yards. He did his real business on the ground with 153 yards and a touchdown, but the Board asked for hands, not legs. We settle the ledger and return to the board.
Lions 19, Vikings 15.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Lions
Jahmyr Gibbs 25+ receiving yards −146
Vikings at Lions · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 25+ receiving yards in each of his last five (61, 65, 31, 56, 27).
Gibbs out of the backfield is a problem. The Board is riding it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Lions
✅ Jeanty 25+ receiving yards cashed.
Three catches, 64 yards, one screen pass carried deep into the red zone. The Board sent a running back through the air and he flew first class.
Raiders 38, Jets 33. Good evening, gentlemen.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Raiders
Ashton Jeanty 25+ receiving yards −141
Raiders at Jets · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 25+ receiving yards in each of his last five (37, 68, 50, 36, 61).
Jeanty keeps getting fed through the air. The Board is on it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Raiders
🪜 Garrison $50 → $1,000 Ladder starts today.
Step 1: Jahmyr Gibbs 25+ receiving yards (-146).
Win and we roll it all into Step 2.
Drop a ❤️ if you're climbing with us.
#GarrisonBoard
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Jeremiyah Love 8+ carries −275
Cardinals at Cowboys · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 8+ carries in each of his last five (11, 9, 21, 14, 12).
The Cardinals keep feeding him. The Board is on it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Cardinals
Aaron Jones 8+ carries −102
Vikings at Lions · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 8+ carries in each of his last five (23, 17, 20, 25, 8).
Near even money on a workhorse. The Board loves the price.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Vikings
Tre Tucker 35+ receiving yards −225
Raiders at Jets · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 35+ receiving yards in each of his last five (43, 44, 41, 97, 103).
Two 95+ yard games in that stretch. The Board is riding the hot hand.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Raiders
Elijah Higgins 2+ catches −200
Cardinals at Cowboys · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 2+ catches in each of his last five (3, 2, 3, 3, 3).
Tight end volume you can set your watch to. The Board is on it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Cardinals
Ty Johnson 2+ catches −190
Ravens at Bills · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 2+ catches in each of his last five (2, 4, 2, 4, 2).
Buffalo keeps finding him. The Board is all over it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Bills
Jakobi Meyers 25+ receiving yards −200
Colts at Jaguars · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 25+ receiving yards in each of his last five (28, 64, 33, 37, 83).
Steady hands, steady yards. The Board likes it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Jaguars
Ashton Jeanty 25+ receiving yards −141
Raiders at Jets · 1:00 PM ET
✅ 25+ receiving yards in each of his last five (37, 68, 50, 36, 61).
Jeanty keeps getting fed through the air. The Board is on it.
#GarrisonBoard #NFL #Raiders