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I tweet a lot about sports. Lover of all things Indiana. Except Dan Dakich.

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2010
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2:42:25! An all-time day. At a loss for words frankly. Thanks for all the support!
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We've reached late stage Pagano era where I want Steichen fired not because I think it will particularly help the team, but simply because I want him to feel the pain and embarrassment.
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See you never Andrew Ireland you hateful, racist little weasel.
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In the NFL's version of threefold repetition when a coach gets up and says this for weeks on end you just have to fire him.
Shane Steichen: “Clearly, I’ve got to do a better job, plain and simple,” Steichen said. “It starts with me as the head coach. I’ve got to do a better job to get these guys ready to go. That wasn’t it today.” indystar.com/story/sports/nf…
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Never a.... well, there were some.
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Here I was thinking "I must have missed that Tom Moore story..."
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Robert Griffin spent too much time playing actual football and not enough time playing Madden.
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how the insiders are portraying Chris Ballard after he tortured my franchise for ten years
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I, too, have received a text from Chris Ballard's agent to talk about how great of a guy he is.
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Prepare for some lean years like the last decade has been a barrel of fun.
But getting back to respectability is a long process. And the new regime won't have a 2027 1st rounder, plus several cornerstone players in final year of contract (Buck, Q). Fan base is angry and wanted a change. Understandable. But brace yourself for some lean years.
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A new regime buys a couple of years of #hope at minimum, even when you suck. You know when I last felt hope during the Ballard era? Couldn't even tell ya.
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That'll do it for me. Get the papers ready, Carlie. Like tonight.
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Tennessee mega sucks so it won't matter (hopefully!); but maybe don't kick a 26 yard field goal after your QB sells out to try to get a 1st down and then play for a FG with 1:50 left in the half.
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Shane Steichen sucks so much ass.
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Garrison Carr retweeted
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
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How many incompletions will Rodgers have today, 2? Is 3 too many?
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Never a mf'in doubt.
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Lose a game? Couldn't be me.
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Surely they won't punt after taking a timeout again. Surely.
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Defense is ass and no amount of analytics will convince me otherwise.
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