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The invitation probably got lost in the mail since Southwest handles US Mail.
Unpopular opinion: if you’re on the board of directors and making multiple millions from it, you should appear when your decisions force your company to appear before congress @GaryKellyCEO
You hear that, Bob? You’re gonna get a spanking from Mayor Booty, you naughty Auggie.
So many nasty comments about Southwest Airlines this Christmas. Perhaps your luggage is having some much needed alone time away from all your negativity.
It’s really a pretty easy decision. Most of you are pussies to oppose the mandate and more of you are slave-tied to your job. Since my bonus is 60% based on “COVID management,” I got this in the bag.
LUV Retirement. Good luck, Bob!
Can we get a price adjustment on previous purchases? nytimes.com/2019/03/21/busin…
I’m sure this throws a wrench into your little plan. You grease monkeys should ask the baggage handlers how I do in federal court. #Winning
Tomorrow is Election Day. If you want less legroom, longer TSA lines, prolonged labor negotiations, no peanuts, privatized air traffic control, exorbitant executive bonuses, and rising ticket prices despite low fuel costs... vote either party. We got this on lock 😎🇺🇸
In the airlines industry, if you’re a Muslim and hijack a plane, you’re a terrorist. If you’re white and hijack a plane, you’re mentally ill. I don’t make the rules, people.