My friend explaining why I need to avoid microplastics even though I treat my body like shit in every other way already

bc tonight will be the night that i'll eat bales of hay, over agaiiiin

Anatomy heads are hilarious. They’ll be like “this track is fire” then send you this shit

At a photography museum looking at photos of old dead people and feeling sad cause they never had a chance to try Prime energy drink 😔

It’s awesome that Mexico unveiled the body of what they claimed to be an actual alien and the world responded by photoshopping it smoking blunts and getting its dick sucked

Why would I go to therapy when I could use that $100 to buy a PS5 game and ball out at Margaritaville?

Ren Faires are what happens when everyone on Feeld decides to go outside

If you’re going to be in an open relationship, you should put a cap on the credit score of the people your partner is allowed to sleep with. I’m not worried about my girl leaving me for a guy with a 343 and maxed out Best Buy credit card

crypto/AI retards when Elon Musk tweets the worst joke you’ve ever heard

It feels like 10 movies come out every year and then there’s 25 award shows giving out trophies to the same movies

In retrospect, maybe I should not have bought my PTSD Vietnam vet grandfather a shoe bill stork

Cancel culture has gone too far

Reposting a screenshot of an 18 year old’s Tik Tok so my mean millennial friends can make fun of them

Bees are so emo, they’ll literally kill themselves over a popular girl that barely knows they exist

it's impossible to keep up with these western AI beauty standards

ABOUT TIME IT GOT THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES!!!

It’s actually okay to ask a woman to smile if you think she might have had a stroke

Can we get more of the most famous people in the world to sue each other so we can live stream it on YouTube?